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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:08:40 GMT -5
Seriously, this shit is coming to a head. Day in and day out, this silly little punk calls me and calls me and bothers me and tries to get in my pants, and I say NO MORE. This little fucker calls me one more time today and I will erase him. Hold on, cell phone is ringing....
DAMMIT! Luke again!
Okay, bitch, your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
Thanks.
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Post by the magician on Sept 18, 2003 20:15:02 GMT -5
What the fuck!?!?!!? You're the one who initiated the contact with me you fuck!!!! You the one who calls me at all hours of the day,"You broke up with her yet?" "What, you taking a bath? Want some company?" ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! You talk about this coming to a head, FUCK YOU!!!! I'll show you a head. Worst of all, you follow me the fuck around EVERYWHERE I go like a little lost puppy!!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!! You want to start some shit then fine consider yourself warned.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:29:39 GMT -5
Luke, Luke, Luke, you're so damn delusional it almost makes me want to laugh, but you make me so sick it cancels it out. You say I am the one that calls you? Are you an idiot? I never call you, because I have much better things to do with my life, like, oh, watching paint dry or shaving my nuts.
And you consider me warned? What is that, a threat you little punk? You consider me warned? I consider you dead to me for what you did and I am just waiting for the right time to bury you.
Now, YOU'VE been warned. You feeling froggy boy? Jump.
Thanks.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 20:32:43 GMT -5
all of a sudden, Rusty turns into Elaine in Maintenance?
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Post by the magician on Sept 18, 2003 20:42:27 GMT -5
STAY OUT OF THIS IT'S BETWEEN ME AND RUSTY!!!!! Whatever Queer. You better study up cause you about to get a lesson in History 101. Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Poontang!!!! pduet.intercosmos.net/wazoo/Pics/Gallery/Gallery%207%20Pics/Hollywood-Rusty_gallery.jpgYou see this pic? Recognize that day? You should jackass, cause this is the day you're refering to, the day I "died" to you. It's the day you asked me to line up 2 frats and the starting line from the football team and get them to run a train on you. You blame ME for this? Fuck you!!!! You brought it on yourself. if you couldn't handle it, then you should have said something beforehand. It's not my fault you drank all that alcohol. And it's not my fault they laughed at you when you couldn't deliver!! I don't know what caused you to turn on me, but i will finish this. You will regret the day you crossed me. Just be glad i don't bring up "that day". All i need is a picture and a billboard and you're dead. |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:50:04 GMT -5
Well, well, well. Look who's stooping to lies and petty threats. You are so fucking small Luke, it makes me almost sorry for you. You think anyone is going to believe that story? You are so full of shit I can smell you from here. But since you're so intent on telling little "personal stories," well why don't I tell one right now? Listen up, everyone.
Back when I was an idiot, and Luke was my friend, he used to open up to me when he was feeling down, which was all the time because he is such a fucking loser. Anyway, during one of his little crying fests, he told me that he still wet the bed. He told me this SIX months ago.
That's right, Luke, I just revealed your dirty little secret. The only thing that is different is that I don't post lies like you, you small little child.
Thanks.
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Post by the magician on Sept 18, 2003 20:56:09 GMT -5
Me posting lies!?!!?!? Come come now, it seems like i'm not the only one posting lies now. You were the one who told me about you wetting the bed still. That's why you got that new bed, cause your other one smelled like piss so bad, your mom had to get you a new bed.
Why don't you tell everyone what you told me the other day(last monday)? Huh?
This little bitch told me that likes to pick up strange homeless men and pay them to let him do stuff to them. Hey jackass i heard that the last guy you paid has turned the money into a business. You might have heard about it, it's called Disney World.
You lucky i gotta go right now, but i'll be back tomorrow assfucker.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 21, 2003 17:26:33 GMT -5
Okay you tired little fucker, I have had all weekend to think about it, and I was going to let you slide, but you know what? Fuck it, and fuck you. I am tired of you posting dumb shit about me on a message board to look all big and shit in front of our friends. As soon as you get your head out of your ass (I know it's hard for you), you just name a time and a place and we can meet there and settle this shit, once and for all you fucking joke.
Thanks.
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Post by the magician on Sept 22, 2003 8:36:18 GMT -5
Allright fuck it! You and me on the backroad near Bason's Marina! Tonight 7 pm!!!!
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 22, 2003 9:12:44 GMT -5
okay, we need entrance music...
someone needs to bring a truck, so we can relive the backroad brawl...
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Post by the magician on Sept 22, 2003 9:44:02 GMT -5
YES I'M GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 22, 2003 14:54:45 GMT -5
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!!!! Rusty "The Wazoo Hobbit" Trosclair faces off against Luke "Fresh Fish" Bellanger!!! It's a battle to the death in the THUNDERDOME!!!! 2 Men Enter!!! 1 Man Leave!!! Be THERE......or be SQUARE!!!
*all done in the deep monster truck commercial guy voice*
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Post by Lola_B on Sept 25, 2003 19:14:39 GMT -5
I am DEFINITELY going to be here for this little scwabble!!!!! I always loved a good butt-loving fight to the death. *popping pop corn as we speak*
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Ariel
Official Wazooteer
VIVA LAS CHICAS!!
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Post by Ariel on Sept 25, 2003 21:47:04 GMT -5
DON'T FORGET THE SNOWCAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lola_B on Sept 28, 2003 17:05:46 GMT -5
was that a date? hmmmm. FINALLY some chics to hang out with on the message board  ! |
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