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Post by asshat on Apr 2, 2004 9:12:25 GMT -5
This is one of my biggest fears: having tainted nards. Does anyone know someone with prostate cancer? How would you deal with this aside a set of hedge clippers? Fucking ouch.
When I get home from work, I'm going to teabag a can of tomato sauce for my own benefit.
Discuss this topic and how small Juicebox's balls are from all the Hulk smashing.
Regards,
Asshat
ps Eat your catchup, beyotch!
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Post by endlessjoe on Apr 3, 2004 21:23:54 GMT -5
Asshat, I don't know who you are or what you were rambling about there, but I commend you for joining our little nook.
Anyhoo, the only input I have regarding prostate cancer is a bizarre little biblical fun fact. According to the bible, anyone who has undergone surgery for prostate cancer is doomed to hell. According to Deuteronomy, "any man wounded in his stones shall not enter the congregation of the Lord". So, it double sucks if you have prostate cancer and are a devout Christian.
Good thing I have neither of those problems. *snaps on latex glove*
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Post by Chemicals on Apr 5, 2004 6:45:23 GMT -5
wow.. upon reading the subject of this grand thread, I was elated by the thought of another thread about that fabulous body part we all know and love... the taint. Alas, the thread is actually about nut cancer.  |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Apr 5, 2004 14:24:56 GMT -5
Dude, all those women's magazines featuring "sex tips" all say to play with shit like the taint and the nipples, and I read that shit in horror and just think to myself, "Fuck that!" Touch my nipples or my taint and I am not responsible for your hospital visit, ya herd?
That is all.
Thanks.
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