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Post by Nick Hebert on Jan 19, 2004 1:00:34 GMT -5
That's for you Josh...
I remember my brief stint of rooming with Josh and Brennan, and how Josh refused to acknowledge Martin Luther King Day. To him, it was Jefferson Davis day (leader of the Confederacy), not Martin Luther King day...
Just another reason Josh Robert almost got us shot up in the dorms...
Rebel Flags over bed.. KKK Wallpaper for computer... Feeder Mice... etc...
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 19, 2004 4:19:43 GMT -5
Just to clarify, the screwy wall-paper (computer) I always had was to fuck with the stoners next door who shared a bathroom with us who were the most aggravating people alive. And who stole money from Brennan.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Jan 19, 2004 22:28:25 GMT -5
Where's my pussy at?
Thanks.
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Post by Kuroneko on Jan 19, 2004 23:26:00 GMT -5
Josh is back!!!! For really I mean, not more guest Josh. Am I the only one to notice that his last post from 1/19/04 had that lovely playgirl quality picture?!
Hi Josh!!! Come home, my quotes are lacking thier zest. You know Luke doesn't give me any good material to work off of. :-D
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Post by purple elephant on Jan 20, 2004 0:40:54 GMT -5
what do u do to celebrate martin luther king day? didn't even know they had one
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Post by endlessjoe on Jan 20, 2004 1:14:37 GMT -5
Well, first thing in the morning, you wake up and see if the ghost of the good Dr. King left any presents under your Martin Luther King Day tree. After that, it's off to an MLK Day breakfast, with special treats such as banana roast chicken and deep fried tacos. During the course of the day, you're expected to pinch the stomach of at least 14 people in honor of good ol' Martin Luther King. And that night, we all sit around a campfire and tell ghost stories and play Russian Roulette to round off the day of festivities. It's a magical time, really...and a damn shame that New Zealanders are too goddamn racist to celebrate it.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 20, 2004 1:28:35 GMT -5
You forgot the burning of a live chicken and the dancing of the Voodoo priestests.
In all actuality, its not much of a Holiday. People who care just mope around and say how much of a great person he was and incite riots. No kidding about the riots either. For followers of a peace monger like MLK Jr, they sure like to burn cars in the street, beat up white people, and steal from stores after they break the windows.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 20, 2004 1:32:19 GMT -5
I guess it is up to me to correct Nick's mistake that I too just noticed.
There is no Jefferson Davis Day. The day is actually known in the south as "Robert E. Lee Day". Jefferson Davis was a pussy who doesnt deserve his own day.
Little bit of history trivia too. Arlington National Cemetary was originally owned by Robert E. Lee but was taken from him at the start of the Civil War by the Union. After the end of the war, he tried to sue the government to get it back but was told he couldnt win because it was already designated a national memorial and cemetary to fallen veterans. So instead they had to pay him the value of the land. He should have won it back anyways and then charged rent. That would be cool.
Side note: I dont know if I am back for good yet. I believe that the guest known as The Ghost of...will still be around a little while. A few of these public computers over here wont let me sign in at all. My computer should be back soon and then I will be back for good...until it breaks again.
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Post by purple elephant on Jan 20, 2004 4:26:48 GMT -5
*grin* ya know normally when this board is a-buzzin i learn something new nearly every day!! and MLK is for the dudes initals rite? just being sure
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Post by SnowBall on Jan 20, 2004 7:10:31 GMT -5
IS THIS TRUE? ?? Let me know where it happens...I love to burn cars and steal stuff out of store...but nothing ....NOTHING tops beating up white people!!!! I LOVE TO BEAT THE FUCKING CRAP OUT OF WHITE PEOPLE!!! *looking foward to next year*
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Post by The ghost of Josh Robert on Jan 20, 2004 8:25:09 GMT -5
I knew my ability to sign in was too good to last. *Josh sigh*
Nicole, yes "MLK Jr." was his initials. Actually he was also an honorary doctor.
Snowball, as to where the race riots and looting happen...mostly Atlanta and Las Angeles.
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Post by The ghost of Josh Robert on Jan 20, 2004 8:26:43 GMT -5
Rusty, we were just watching a movie, the tape is still in the VCR...I dont know what you are talking about.
Damn, I was such a pussy back then.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Jan 20, 2004 10:00:25 GMT -5
MLK brought me some new kicks and bling... then my family came over and I fixed up the tradional Banana Chicken and deep fried tacos (i don't cook roast, i'm a vegetarian...)
After that, me and my family went out and beat the hell out of every white person we saw...
Wooo, I can't wait until next year!
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Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 21, 2004 17:58:47 GMT -5
Does MLK only visit southerners? cuz i NEVER get anything from him! Curse my northern minnesota heritage anyway.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Jan 23, 2004 0:26:09 GMT -5
MLK only brings presents to people who are good to colored folk all year...
have you never heard the song?
"...he knows if you've been racist, he knows if you're P.C., he knows if you've been bad or good, so lets all go break into stores and flip over cars. Ya heard?"
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