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Haiku!
Jan 20, 2004 23:21:29 GMT -5
Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 20, 2004 23:21:29 GMT -5
Post haiku. it's fun. really. the weirder, the better. yeah.
Look! Pudding Badgers!
They come from south Wisconsin!!
Hide the large women!!
okay. GO. or something.
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 5:28:29 GMT -5
Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 21, 2004 5:28:29 GMT -5
Dastardly woman, Roy has infected your brain. This was something I excelled at but somehow lost my touch in this pile of sand.
Native children flee
Homes burn, cattle roasts alive
Its flying Napalm!
Just like a Mall cop
I sit here and do nothing...
but here in Kuwait.
Acid rain above,
Fires of Hell all around
not dead...but real close.
Scum on the water
nothing but an oil slick
curious dolphins.
Hmmm, guess I havent lost it. Just for the record all of those only took roughly 4 minutes to make up. I am a Haiku King.
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 5:40:24 GMT -5
Post by purple elephant on Jan 21, 2004 5:40:24 GMT -5
haiku.. uh what is it?
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 5:45:16 GMT -5
Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 21, 2004 5:45:16 GMT -5
A haiku is a Japanese poem that doesnt rhyme but has a very strict syllable count. It goes 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the third. Its a confusing sort of poetry but can be very fun. Rusty has a book containing about 40 of the ones he, I, and Jason Johnson came up with.
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 10:45:49 GMT -5
Post by Rusty Trosclair on Jan 21, 2004 10:45:49 GMT -5
I should be working.
My deadline, slipping away.
Curse you, Wazoo Lounge.
Don't worry, I plan on bringing it later on today.
Thanks.
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 20:23:22 GMT -5
Post by Rusty Trosclair on Jan 21, 2004 20:23:22 GMT -5
Josh won't wear rubbers.
Kuwaiti women love him.
He has Arab kids.
Brennan is undead.
You know this is true. Watch out!
He will eat your brains.
Luke's kidneys escaped!
They're lurking outside my house.
They want to stone me.
Jason is my bro.
We are also both black dudes.
We have funky souls.
Joe is my idol.
Minus the Bear... who'd have thought?
Fucking sexy beast!
Thanks.
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Haiku!
Jan 21, 2004 21:49:00 GMT -5
Post by endlessjoe on Jan 21, 2004 21:49:00 GMT -5
I am eating ham
This sliced meat tastes just like sin
Sin is delicious
Luke gives out hand-jobs
Faster than his kidneys fail
I love him dearly
Ghetto fabulous
Rusty struts down the mean streets
Pimp slapping his hos
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The ghost of Josh Robert
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 11:21:44 GMT -5
Post by The ghost of Josh Robert on Jan 22, 2004 11:21:44 GMT -5
Our shennanigens
make Nuns swear and give blow jobs
Anti-Christ Wazoo!!
My eyes are bleeding
reading Luke's fucked up text posts
I hate the colors
Rusty is an ape
eating all my bananas
...called my testicles.
Joe likes the Metal!
but dreams of Britney Spears songs
jacking off to Justin!!
Joe will kill me now
for saying he's a homo...
too bad he aint here!!
Buddy is AWOL
found inside a wine bottle...
missing his kidneys.
Luke has new kidneys...
and a bloody scalpel, hmmm.
Where did he get them??
Why am I so good?
I am the King of Haiku,
I demand homage!!!
Those should keep you all happy. Pay close attention to the last one and marvel that I gave myself props in a seemingly correct sentence but in haiku form. I am a mad man!
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 13:18:03 GMT -5
Post by the magician on Jan 22, 2004 13:18:03 GMT -5
my kidney's run away
it eats with a better man
man i want them back
rusty likes the cock
he takes it in the shitter
take it bitch take it
josh showers with men
he's dropped the soap countless times
come on ream away
i am scared of joe
he broke a guys nose one time
he wanted joe's girl
jason likes to poop
he likes to poop projectiles
poop away jason
nick likes to play games
madden is his favorite
even when he strips
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 15:52:06 GMT -5
Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 22, 2004 15:52:06 GMT -5
lick the green waffle.
and it will give you good luck.
Judge Wapner did it.
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 16:09:16 GMT -5
Post by Rusty Trosclair on Jan 22, 2004 16:09:16 GMT -5
Undead have risen.
They are coming up the street.
How will you prepare?
Joshua come home.
They're doing fine without you.
Just Luke gets real old.
Joseph and Jason,
Wazoo royalty, some might say.
Nazis I would think.
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane! No.
Jason shits off roofs.
I know I can never dethrone Josh, but I am still trying.
Thanks.
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 21:24:47 GMT -5
Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 22, 2004 21:24:47 GMT -5
Commies ate my pie!
Weren't they supposed to share it?
I don't understand!
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Haiku!
Jan 22, 2004 21:57:06 GMT -5
Post by endlessjoe on Jan 22, 2004 21:57:06 GMT -5
Elbow deep inside
I dig around for the prize
Luke's ass is a cave
Hairy hobbit man
Stubby legs under trench coat
Rusty is a treat
As I lay dying
Only one thing matters now
Jason's still a fag
Rancid rotting meat
Putrid fumes infesting me
I want to snuggle
While at the movies
I fell in love with a girl
AIDS is still funny
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Haiku!
Jan 26, 2004 16:00:57 GMT -5
Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 26, 2004 16:00:57 GMT -5
Haikus are nifty.
hey, is 'haikus' the plural?
that looks kinda weird.
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Haiku!
Feb 2, 2004 22:05:40 GMT -5
Post by purple elephant on Feb 2, 2004 22:05:40 GMT -5
hot! sun creates sweat
sticky thighs attached to chair
help! hose me down now!
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