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Post by the magician on Sept 22, 2003 10:03:21 GMT -5
Ok for those not in the know, when i was at art school, i was at work in the Galleria Mall at The Buckle when this happened. Ok i was getting off work with one of my roommates when we decided to use the escalator. Well we were going down and we both saw this really hot girl pushing a baby stroller, and i made the comment that it sucks that a hot ass young chick has a baby. Well this whole time my roommate was trying to get me to look behind us and look at this sport's star. Well we get to the bottom of the escalator and we turn to leave, well my roommate says "Oh shit dude you're dead." I turn around to see what he's talking about, and I see none other than Randy Johnson(for the non sports fans, he is a pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks who at the time was pitching for the Houston Astros, but made his fame pitching for the Seattle Mariners. oh yea his nickname is "Big Unit" if that helps cause he's so fucking tall and mean.)
Anyways, I turn and there he stands, all 6'7" of him glaring down at me caus the girl I was talking about was his oldest daughter who was puching his youngest daughter in the stroller. Well Mr. Johnson starts to walk towards me burnig a hole right through me. Me and my roommate turn and haul ass out the mall and back to the safe haven of our apartment. And that's the story.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 22, 2003 13:48:53 GMT -5
I totally forgot about this story until Nick brought it up in another thread and Luke posted about it. Man, I remember at the time, me and Jason Johnson hated Luke for whatever stupid reason, but this story made me fall in love with Luke for a little while. Then we went back to hating him, until he moved back from Texas and Luke started putting out again. Then the love returned once more.
Thanks.
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 22, 2003 14:45:42 GMT -5
Dude, you SO should've let him wail on you for a while. You could've been rich beyond your wildest dreams from suing a sports star. I mean, come on....you were surrounded by people that could have been witnesses! I think I'll start going around talking smack about random chicks in the hopes that some celebrity or random rich guy will punch me in the face. Lawsuits are cute!
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Mar 9, 2004 1:36:46 GMT -5
I remember this one time during the "Alcohol & Roses: Elementary School Invasion Tour '97", Joe and I had just finished our set when the lead singer from "W.A.S.P." was waiting to greet us backstage. (they were the opening band for the 1st leg of the midwest part of our tour.) My eyes were kinda fuzzy from all the lazers and smoke bombs that had gone off during the 4th encore. So I accidently bumped him while heading towards our dressing room. I apologized to him, but he was all like, "Bro! Watch where you're going asshole!". But before I was about to lay into him with my empty water bottle, Joe fuckin laced into him with his 12 string sitar. The dude was knocked the fuck out!! W.A.S.P. packed their equipment into their van, and was never heard from again.
Well anyway, a week later, our tour bus rolls into Boone, Iowa. We had a sold out show at Franklin Elementary. The school cafeteria was packed with 210 passionate, screaming "A & R" fanatics! (185 students and 25 staff members to be exact.) About 5 mins before showtime, we get a call from our attorney. The backstage altercation between us and W.A.S.P. from the week before had now become a lawsuit.
So, to make a long story short, I fucked the judge and the case was dropped.
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