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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 19, 2003 20:34:32 GMT -5
I can always count on Keghead to guide me through troubled times. I don't mean by talking to me or anything....I just mean by reading his "away" messages on ICQ. Case in point, here is tonight's Keghead "away" message:
I'm goin' to the locker room then the game!
I'll be the well dressed bald headed dude, haha!
Leave a message!
Every time I get on ICQ, I check to see what Keghead's "away" message is, and it almost never fails to be anything short of unbridled hilarity. That man has been graduated from South Lafourche High School for over 3 years now, and spends almost more time at the high school games and in the locker room than the actual players on the team. Even when I was still IN high school, I would've rathered peel my face off with a screwdriver than go to a South Lafourche game. He's like a little old man. It cracks me up. I think the South Lafourche football team locker room is Keghead's Graceland.
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Sept 19, 2003 20:51:59 GMT -5
He's going to the locker room, and THEN the game!! And then he's probably gonna go talk to the players after the game is over!!! Muthafucker WHY?Keggy, WHY do you give a shit about high school football and its players?  DAMMIT...I love you!!!! Funny thing is, I can imagine Keghead talking to the players. All serious and way too interested: "Awww Mais, you had a strong third quarter der, but It looked like ya arm was bothering you a little on dat second drive! I heard Vandebilt's got a strong defense this year. What ya tink about dat lil Freshman linebacker starting for dem?"and then there's the conversation about where that player is going to college at: "LSU's never a bad choice, but take a look Texas A & M. I heard dey running a good program these days!"I would pay anything to sit on that conversation!! Thank you Keghead for just being YOU! |
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 19, 2003 21:26:46 GMT -5
"Awww Mais, you had a strong third quarter der, but It looked like ya arm was bothering you a little on dat second drive! I heard Vandebilt's got a strong defense this year. What ya tink about dat lil Freshman linebacker starting for dem?" "LSU's never a bad choice, but take a look at Texas A & M. I heard dey running a good program these days!" |
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Robert Acosta
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what is wrong with today, today?
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Post by Robert Acosta on Sept 20, 2003 8:33:51 GMT -5
butt-sex
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 21, 2003 18:21:56 GMT -5
Keghead's newest away message as of 7:15 PM, September 21, 2003:
Fah shizzle dizzle, Justizzle is viewing the televizzle!!!
Good God, people!!! How can you not love this man??? If you knew how goofy he is in real life, it makes his away messages 40 times funnier. Come over here and KISS me, Keg!!!!
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 21, 2003 19:01:46 GMT -5
What if I wore a Kegghead DISGUISE!! Then, could, I dunno, *I* kiss you? Thanks. |
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 21, 2003 19:08:13 GMT -5
Haha! I don't know, dude. I'm like a bloodhound when it comes to sniffing out Keghead impostors. You see, Keghead is a fucking trendsetter, and posers are always trying to imitate him. That's why I set up my three ways of distinguishing the REAL Keghead from the impostors:
1. When Keghead moves his head from side to side, the sound of water can be heard. I'm guessing this is some sort of birth defect, with the possible reason for the enlarged head being that it's retaining water or bloated.
2. Keghead smells like a crab and McDonald's fries combined. This is not some sort of scent you can just buy from Calvin Klein. This scent is earned, and only Keghead has it.
3. Wherever Keghead goes, he is attached to Irene by an umbilical chord that was never cut. If you're not attached to Irene, it's a dead give-away.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 21, 2003 19:16:58 GMT -5
If you're not attached to Irene, it's a dead give-away. Does the pecker count? Then if so, Jason is a fucking Kegghead impersonator! Thanks. |
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Post by endlessjoe on Sept 21, 2003 19:20:52 GMT -5
THAT's why there were size 10, urine stained wool panties on his floor the other night.....
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 21, 2003 19:48:15 GMT -5
Dude, I am trying to eat some fucking hot dogs here. Sick dude, sick. I don't know what's worse... the fact that you typed that or the fact that I am aroused. Very aroused.
Thanks.
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Post by the magician on Sept 22, 2003 8:42:09 GMT -5
Does this help any? My parents and keg's parents were friends for like 15 years, and from the time i was born till i was 13 me and my brother hung out with Keg and his sister ALL the time.
He was the one to get me into monster truck racing and wrestling when i was just a wee lad.
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Kegg
Fresh Fish
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Post by Kegg on Sept 25, 2003 12:51:51 GMT -5
Ahhhh...the good ole days...
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Post by Chemicals on Sept 25, 2003 16:12:09 GMT -5
keghead... are you related to a guy named Corey St. Pierre?
I used to be best buds with him and I think I remember you as a little snotty kid running around the neighborhood by Du's on 308.
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Kegg
Fresh Fish
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Post by Kegg on Sept 25, 2003 16:49:55 GMT -5
Yep...that was me!
His mom and dad is my nanny and paran respectively.
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Sept 25, 2003 16:56:23 GMT -5
Hahahaha!!!!! Keggy said "respectively".
Why do I find that funny?? Ahh who cares?
Anything that comes from Keghead's cerebrum is automatically genius!
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