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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 24, 2003 20:25:57 GMT -5
Okay guys, today is the first official day of the Christmas season...
no groundhogs needed, it was f-ing cold today, so therefore, its Christmas time...
Here's a bullshit question for you all...
If you could get one thing for Christmas, what would it be?
first one to answer with a serious answer will get a rusty dildo shoved up their ass from my personal dildo shover, Kegghead...
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Post by the magician on Nov 24, 2003 20:57:42 GMT -5
the Dallas Mavericks!!!!
and Mark Cuban
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Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 24, 2003 22:15:05 GMT -5
herpies..............i would like any wazooeers who have herpies..........please rub ya'll genitals all over my body
see the think is you always see those curmesals that say " i always loved advincher so when i caught genatil hepies i didn't let it bring me down"
and there fucking kiacking with herpies...........i would love to go kiacking...........i think that is a sport reserved for the ppl with the herps (a little nickname i like to give them) so all i want for x-mas is big red rassberry's on my cock!
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Post by jeFF on Nov 24, 2003 23:02:58 GMT -5
dude, stubbs.. w/ the kind of girls you sleep w/ i don't think you have to worry about not getting herpes much longer.
i dunno what i want for christmas. i don't even know where i'm gonna BE for christmas.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 24, 2003 23:07:12 GMT -5
Instead of getting gifts for christmas, I'm gonna dress up like Joe Cardosi and go trick or treating...
With no one else trick or treating on Christmas morning, I have no competition like on Halloween, so I'll score some serious candy...
especially if I dress up like Joe...
I'll have to shove a sock in my pants to really dress up like Joe...
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Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 24, 2003 23:23:09 GMT -5
that means he's hung!!!
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Post by jeFF on Nov 24, 2003 23:37:09 GMT -5
no, that just means he likes to shove socks in his pants..
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Post by purple elephant on Nov 25, 2003 7:18:56 GMT -5
i want.... my own harem of guys, in my palace, on my island, doin nothing but making me feel good  |
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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 25, 2003 8:08:46 GMT -5
Doesn't Tralyn get that on a daily basis?
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 25, 2003 15:58:55 GMT -5
All I want for Christmas is to be blessed with the spelling prowess of one Nigel P. Lee. Either that, or a decoder to translate his jumbled nonsense.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Nov 26, 2003 11:50:12 GMT -5
I want Santa to take a shit in my stocking, and a sex change. That'll do.
Thanks.
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Post by the magician on Nov 26, 2003 11:54:28 GMT -5
I want Santa to take a shit in my stocking, and a sex change. That'll do. Thanks. i can do that on Thanksgiving...................both of them!! i'll be waiting when you get hoime from work with a warm bag of shit, and a very dull knife. |
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Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 26, 2003 16:46:58 GMT -5
i want scott baio
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Nov 27, 2003 13:20:54 GMT -5
I want....
some smelly assed raghead to just try to sneak a boat into my harbor so I can blow him to Hell. I want some freaking action....but only once. I would rather not go on and stay on full alert for the rest of the time I am here.
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SnowBall
Official Wazooteer
NO NO...I'm not lickin' any salt! I swear! Really!
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Post by SnowBall on Nov 27, 2003 14:27:16 GMT -5
RUSTY DILDO....sounds nice! so here is my serious answer....
I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!
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