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Post by Chemicals on Mar 24, 2004 18:32:20 GMT -5
This is just a public service announcement to inform you that the worst song ever has just been declared. The winner (er.. loser) is "One Thing" by Finger Eleven. This song really brings out the Joe Cardosi in me. Seriously. If you have to ask "what is that song? I've never heard it!" then go fucking celebrate. Get wasted and shit.. you are a lucky son of a bitch. Each member of the band Finger Eleven should be finger fucked eleven times by Patrick Ewing for recording such a sensitive pile of dung. Huzzzah!  |
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Post by endlessjoe on Mar 24, 2004 20:48:02 GMT -5
Each member of the band Finger Eleven should be finger fucked eleven times by Patrick Ewing for recording such a sensitive pile of dung. Huzzzah! HAHAHAHA! I laughed until I nearly barfed for that line. And while I've never heard the song you're talking about (I plan on getting trashed in celebration shortly), I've always thought Finger Eleven was boring, dried up cow dung. However, it's hard for me to come up with my nominee for worst song ever. I'm going to have to sit high upon a mountain top and meditate for a while ...... I'll be back with my winner (loser) after my mental awakening on Mount Peniscollosus. |
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Post by purple elephant on Mar 24, 2004 22:46:43 GMT -5
mariah carey - heartbreaker thats my vote
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Mar 25, 2004 21:34:31 GMT -5
Pretty much the whole Representative Slice album by The Sparklers aka Chemicals aka Paul Dooay.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Mar 30, 2004 1:18:30 GMT -5
I dig the shit out of Finger Eleven's "Slow Chemical," which is Kane's theme song in WWE. It even has the word Chemical in it Paul.
I vote for 50 Cent's "In Da Club." Listen to it, I can record it just by going "buh buh buh buh buh buh" over and over.
Thanks.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Mar 30, 2004 13:25:19 GMT -5
My choice is that damn song by The Darkness. Those pussies should be named The Gay Faggots instead. Why? I think Joe would agree that The Darkness is an awsome band for a death metal group. Not a bunch of faggots from England who squeal like the main characters from Deliverance before they get raped by a group of toothless drunk rednecks. That song makes me want to ram a pen-knife in both of my eardrums to save me from listening to some ponce squeeze his scrotum just so he can hit that high C. You know, thats the note that only female opera stars with DDD-sized breasts, wearing a viking helmet, can hit.
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Post by endlessjoe on Mar 30, 2004 20:09:06 GMT -5
My choice is that damn song by The Darkness. Those pussies should be named The Gay Faggots instead Hahaha! Yes! Josh has officially crossed the line into meat-head territory. The rule goes as follows: If you use the word gay and faggot directly next to each other, you are officially granted tenure in the meat-head society. 3 cheers! I do agree that a cool name was wasted on a shitty band, though. They should've named themselves Siamese Pickle Plungers ... or something. |
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Mar 31, 2004 10:35:53 GMT -5
Hahaha! Yes! Josh has officially crossed the line into meat-head territory. It has taken me a long time to get here so I must thank all the teeming masses who have helped me meet the requirements to be an official Meat-head. |
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Post by ljjo739 on May 16, 2004 19:35:27 GMT -5
I don't know but I think that song "Yeah" by Usher is pretty fucking horrible, anything by Hilary Duff makes me want to rip my skin off my face. 
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Post by purple elephant on May 17, 2004 0:54:51 GMT -5
lol i like the usher song and i kinda dig hillary duff too!! but in saying that i can understand the whole skin ripping thing aqua... i dont like them |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on May 17, 2004 8:39:04 GMT -5
I do NOT understand the whole "Hilary Duff is hot" movement. Nah, no way, and her songs are kinda crappy too. But Usher? Nah, Usher is great. I want him to break up with me and write a song about it. According to VH1, Starship's "We Built This City" is the number one Awesomely Bad song ever, but that same list had "I Would Do Anything for Love" by Meatloaf on it, so what the fuck do those haters know anyway. Thanks. Speaking of Usher, here is a pic of him scheming on Lindsey Lohan's 17 year old boobs. This is hilarious, his mouth is all open and shit.  |
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Post by ljjo739 on Jun 12, 2004 18:32:35 GMT -5
If I hear one more song by the Ying Yang twins of how I should use my big ass as a salt shaker or some other kitchen/food accessory, it's not gonna be pretty. I will boycott all salt and pepper shakers 
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Post by SnowBall on Jun 13, 2004 4:21:08 GMT -5
Joan Osborne - What If God Was One Of Us
I have been loathing this song since it came out and will continue to loath it until I DIE...its the way she sounds like some one if fucking her in the ass and its the most boring experience that she's ever had in her life...I just want to rip her spine out and stab her in the eyes with it and then choke her to death!!!!!
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Post by jeFF on Jul 8, 2004 13:00:10 GMT -5
prince did a kick ass cover of that song. its on "emancapation" which is impossible to listen to in one sitting 'cause its like three hours long.
anyone rember "steal my sunshine" by len? that song still makes me wanna break shit.
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Post by bmatherne on Jul 13, 2004 8:30:22 GMT -5
I happen to agree, Len's "Steal My Sunshine" is by far the worst song ever. While I can see Paul and Josh's points about the others, I would have to say that "Steal My Sunshine" irks me to the "n"th degree.
And I agree with Rusty, although is has obviously gotten way too much play on radio, the Usher song "Yeah" isnt the worst song ever. Sure you might not like it, but worst ever is just silly. I sense anger in the fact that you dont like it and its popular so you HATE it, and therefore want to call it worst ever. (Now you sound like Luke)
But Starship's "We Built This City" is not worst ever, VH1! These guys are on crack, did you see some songs on that list?!
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