The mythical David Hebert brick incident

[Rusty Trosclair]

Hey Nick and Jason. I am honestly in the dark on this whole situation. If you two humble souls could bring some light to it, I would cook you some oatmeal and love you forever.

Thanks.

[Nick Hebert]

okay, I have a pretty vivid memory of this whole situation, I think, we'll see as this post goes along...

where do I start?

okay, it was quite a few years ago. David Hebert was in love with a girl named Stephanie. Stephanie's entire family adored David, but the problem was, Stephanie didn't. Jason and Stephanie were good friends and talked a lot on ICQ. After a little while, Jason and Stephanie started actually hanging out more and more. The two liked each other and sort of started seeing each other (well, kinda...).

David got incredibly jealous and waged war on Jason. They would argue and threaten each other on ICQ. They hung out with basically the same people, but being nobody actually liked David, they would rarely ever be in the same place at the same time.

One night, me, Jason, Nigel, and Crystal decided to go to Houma for probably no reason other than boredom. We probably did something stupid, then went eat at Burger King on MLK. We all got the Burger King crowns and proceeded to "act the foo." After we ate, we drove back to Jason's house. Crystal left soon after, but Nigel and I stayed.

It was about a week or two before Christmas, and it was freezing outside. Nigel and I are some real men, so we decided we'd go swimming. We literally froze our balls off (if you don't believe me, check for yourselves, me and Nigel have huge penises, but no balls at all). After a few minutes of standing in freezing cold water telling each other how stupid of an idea this was, we decided to get out.

After drying off, we found Jason at his computer. Seconds after we walked in the living room, Jason was furious, not fast, just furious. Me and Nigel were clueless to what was going on. Jason said something along the lines of "I'm gonna fucking kill David Hebert, y'all want to come?" Now you all know Jason, he's about a serious as Randy Macho Man Savage's new rap cd. Nigel and I didn't know what to think. Later we found out that David was making comments about either David himself or Jason having sex of some sorts with Jason's little sister, Melanie.

We left Jason's house and I'm pretty sure not a word was said. Jason was about to kill someone, and we were basically in shock. We pulled up to David's house around 1am or so, and Jason bolted out of the car. Nigel and I followed in the distance. Jason began beating on the door of David's mom's house, yelling for David to come out. David never came out. Jason even went as far to say, "David, its your dad, open the door." David's dad died years before. I think Jason actually smiled when he turned to see me and Nigel busted out laughing.

Well, after the unsuccessful attempt to get David outside, Jason decided it was him against David's personal belongings that were accessable...

I believe Jason punted David's basketball a few backyards down the block. He turned the hosepipe on in the yard and left it on. I grabbed shoes that were on the porch and threw them all over the yard, on top of the house, etc. I'm sure Nigel did his share of shenanigans, but I was busy doing my own, so I didn't notice.

Then Jason did the unthinkable. He found a brick in the yard and felt David's car needed a new look. Jason held the brick against David's car and circled the car a few times, then went to the hood and moved that brick around in a circular fashion that would make Mr. Miyagi proud. The aftermath of his car was fantastic. Jason totally destroyed the paint job on his car in seconds.

We couldn't possibly top that, so we decided to just leave. Jason drove us back to his house, then me and Nigel left, I dropped him off at either his Aunt's house or Joe's house, I don't remember. Then I went home.

The next morning...

To be continued...

[Jason/Peppito]

Jesus Lizard! Nick has the memory of a woman! Good work my man!! Saved me a lot of typing!
Plus, my memory is quite fuzzy from that night. I was ummm....out of my mind. (literally!!) That old-age term "out of your mind" was proven to be golden that night.

Nick pretty much said it all. David was quite jealous of that fact that Stephanie and I were hanging out alot. He obviously had good reasons to be! The poor dude was seriously inlove with this chick, and would have shot himself for her. And then here comes Jason The Asshole and ruins it for him. Poor schmuck!

Anyways...David was saying very degrading things about my sister. (Basically along the lines of what Nick said...plus others which won't be stated on a messageboard)
You just don't go there!!! NEVER!! The guy could have talked about me all he wanted, and that would have been fine. But bringing my little sister into it? Bad move!

Bad move means big brick! Haha! I cannot recall the drive to his house or back to my house!
I do recall me banging on his door (with a long list of submission moves lining up in my head)

I'm actually VERY VERY VERY happy and feel VERY VERY VERY lucky that David didn't come out! (for his sake and mine...) I can honestly say that because of the state of mind I was in, I would literally tried to kill him! I would have snapped on him in a heartbeat, and I'd still be in jail. So luckily....I found a brick sitting next to his car, and started going all "Michelangelo" on his car. (as in the painter....AND the TMNT!) The rest of the night is a total blur, and I rather it that way!

I was hounded by the police for a week or so. Going in and being nailed with a non-stop barrage of retarded fuckin questions. They questioned Nick, Nigel, and a few of my other friends. I know someone eventually spilled the beans and ratted on me. Cause the sheriff knew way too much! In the end, there were no charges, no court dates. No nothing. David and I didn't talk for a couple years, but we eventually 'made up' and last time I saw him, it was all good. No harm done.

Story over!

[Chemicals]

Fucking awesome! I remember I hadn't talked to any of you guys for a while and had heard about the incident through Angelle's sister... at the time I kinda freaked and thought Jason had finally gone off the deep end. Hell, maybe that's why I steered clear of you for those few years.. I can't really remember. But now that I know the details... heck I understand. I didn't know the police got involved! That rules! I need to hear more about that aspect of it!

[SOPDamien]

I missed this whole section of the messageboard.

On to the topic...

I remember going to school the following Monday and seeing David's car all fucked up and thinking someone had done that at school and laughing my ass off (not the whole thing, that would take too long). I also remember Nacho kicking and throwing rocks on it. Nacho annd David always had this love for each other.

Speaking of that, Nacho was working at the show one night and just so happed David was there , and while David was watching a movie, Nacho took a screw driver and took his liscense plate off. Man thats some old shool shit.

[Nick Hebert]

and the fucked up thing about that is, he didn't do it to be mean, it was just a service of Paul's (the owner of "The Show)...
he'd take off your license plate, clean it up, and put it back on...
he's a nice guy

[poppycock]

*wipes tear, starts slow clap, uproarous applause insues*