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Post by endlessjoe on Apr 20, 2004 19:05:36 GMT -5
While bouncing around random porn sites, I've noticed something. It seems like just plain, good old fashioned sex is a thing of the past. Everywhere I look, some chick is getting pissed on or is pissing on someone else, or she's sticking gigantic objects up her asshole, or she's getting nailed by 90 black guys all at once, etc, etc....
What ever happened to just some good, sweaty, one on one, raunchy sex? There's nothing wrong with it, people. There's no need to be peeing on each other and choking each other into unconsciousness or sticking a tire iron up your ass. I just don't understand it.
Your thoughts?
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Apr 20, 2004 19:54:11 GMT -5
I agree. I think about all these weird fetishes and shit, and I just don't understand it. JUST FUCK! Who ever said that sex wasn't good enough as is? Christ! I can't even piss with Ralin in the same ROOM, much less ON her! Ugh, I hate people.
Thanks.
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Post by RikkuSuave on Apr 20, 2004 21:40:39 GMT -5
yeah you're right. there's too much weird stuff. my friend Elicia is a porn fanatic. and me, being her best friend, have gone to a lot of her "invite all her friends to get drunk and watch porn" parties (she's weird.) so i've seen a lot of porn. usually she gets funny stuff, like one about a roman orgy that had women in it, and a few others like it. And at LEAST once or twice in it, there's some hairy mullet-wearing dwarf having wild buttmonkey sex with a bearded bulgarian weight lifter chick in a chicken coop. (okay, maybe not, but there's a lot of weird stuff in them.) Maybe the porn stars of today are just retarded and don't know which hole their respective parts go in? either that or the directors are slave-drivers, and dont let them have bathroom breaks, so as a cost-efficient measure, he just adds it into the "plot"? i dont know. but my brain is fried and i think it was the midget visual i just gave myself. oy.
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Post by asshat on Apr 20, 2004 23:43:20 GMT -5
as a spectator of sports, watching the same thing eventually gets boring. this is why fucktards perform 360 degree turns and backflips down snowey mountains on dirt bikes during the X-games. it's human nature to do stuipid shit and be x-treme. get it, dude!
if this seems illogical, blame the fucking germans. i wish scat didn't exist.
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Post by the magician on Apr 21, 2004 1:30:23 GMT -5
yea i mean i got a bunch of porn on my computer, lots of it MIS-labeled. it says that it's normal sex stuff you know. well you play it, and it's some chick geting banged by a fucking donkey!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
Ok for those who might like to know this, there has been a stoppage in filming in the porn industry. this is due to the fact that two male actors went to Brazil and filmed a movie, well they get back to the United States and proceed to get back to filming movies. well sometime during this time span(Brazil and filiming in the U.S.) they took A.I.D.S. tests. well the test came back positive. so the girls they banged in the US films took some tests, and two came up positive. so now the WHOLE industry has halted filming till the end of July while everyone gets tested. and i don't have a link or anything, but apparently Jenna Jameson and her director husband are starting up a charity to try and pay the "out of work actors" till filming begins again.
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Post by rob on Apr 21, 2004 6:52:08 GMT -5
yea i mean i got a bunch of porn on my computer, lots of it MIS-labeled. it says that it's normal sex stuff you know. well you play it, and it's some chick geting banged by a fucking donkey!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? Ok for those who might like to know this, there has been a stoppage in filming in the porn industry. this is due to the fact that two male actors went to Brazil and filmed a movie, well they get back to the United States and proceed to get back to filming movies. well sometime during this time span(Brazil and filiming in the U.S.) they took A.I.D.S. tests. well the test came back positive. so the girls they banged in the US films took some tests, and two came up positive. so now the WHOLE industry has halted filming till the end of July while everyone gets tested. and i don't have a link or anything, but apparently Jenna Jameson and her director husband are starting up a charity to try and pay the "out of work actors" till filming begins again. Now wait a minute Luke. You are telling us that its okay for you to fuck a donkey, but noone else can do it?? I mean wtf dude. Hypocrite |
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Post by purple elephant on Apr 21, 2004 6:55:29 GMT -5
since ya'll have been talking about porn, i decided to go look. i dont know if its just me, but i honestly cannot find it, i mean, i can find links and the such that tell me to click here and there for free porn and that takes me to another click here link and so forth...so links please, where i dont have to go through so much crap to see it?
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Post by rob on Apr 21, 2004 7:04:26 GMT -5
since ya'll have been talking about porn, i decided to go look. i dont know if its just me, but i honestly cannot find it, i mean, i can find links and the such that tell me to click here and there for free porn and that takes me to another click here link and so forth...so links please, where i dont have to go through so much crap to see it? um are you telling us that you cannot find porn on the internet? |
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Post by Chemicals on Apr 21, 2004 7:10:18 GMT -5
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Post by endlessjoe on Apr 21, 2004 9:02:01 GMT -5
as a spectator of sports, watching the same thing eventually gets boring. this is why fucktards perform 360 degree turns and backflips down snowey mountains on dirt bikes during the X-games. it's human nature to do stuipid shit and be x-treme. get it, dude! if this seems illogical, blame the fucking germans. i wish scat didn't exist. I can understand the porn industry wanting to try new things, because like you said .... spectators might get bored seeing the same thing all the time. But, isn't the point of porn to turn you on? I honestly do not understand how ANYONE could get turned on by watching some chick shove her own arm up her ass and whatnot. If they want to try something new, they should at least make it within reason. Show a bunch of goth chicks having a baby oil orgy or something. Just leave the peeing on each other and horrible anal stretching stuff out of it. |
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Apr 21, 2004 9:51:55 GMT -5
www.al4a.com/links.htmlit brings you to a page full of links that bring you to really free porn sites. Enjoy the hours of masturbatory adventures you are about to partake in.
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Post by endlessjoe on Apr 21, 2004 12:12:29 GMT -5
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Post by asshat on Apr 21, 2004 14:03:39 GMT -5
The picture of an asian woman squirting orange liquid from her ass on to her face is rather humerous. I can get a link if anyone hasn't had the pleasure of viewing such an awe-inspiring picture.
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Post by purple elephant on Apr 21, 2004 14:29:01 GMT -5
um are you telling us that you cannot find porn on the internet? as lame and stupid as that is, yeap that is wat i am telling you, i have never had call to search for it before, except for someone else disbelieving, and they got me to search for it, and patted me on the head  |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Apr 21, 2004 21:56:33 GMT -5
The picture of an asian woman squirting orange liquid from her ass on to her face is rather humerous. I can get a link if anyone hasn't had the pleasure of viewing such an awe-inspiring picture. <-- WARNING! This is some sick shit. There you go. Thank you for reminding me about this. I will now mail you anthrax. Thanks. |
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