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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 20:15:42 GMT -5
Sunday is Wrestlemania XV, and we're all going watch it at Elliot's house!
Rock vs. Austin, main event
Me and Rusty have to work, but we'll leave at about 6pm from wal-mart, and hopefully not run into Bob Penix when we get there.
Then, instead of watching the wrestling, we'll all go hang out in the kess of Nick's truck along the highway.
See you all there, and remember, Elliot's bachelor party is coming up...
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:23:23 GMT -5
Elliot's bachelor party is coming up... Nick, I would give up my first-born child and yours for a picture of Paul and Jason holding each other while they vomit pink vomit in Elliot's soon to be wedding night bed. Oh man, you bring up the best memories man. Thanks. |
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 20:27:57 GMT -5
haha
I would love a picture of that too, but I was on the floor, dodging Paul's puke...
then we got the hell out of there (Nick, Johnson, and Rusty), and somehow woke up with Jason Trosclair sleeping beside me at Rusty's...
I wonder if Brandon is still behind Elliot's shed..
I haven't seen him since
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:38:47 GMT -5
***paging Paul Duet to this thread, PRONTO!***
Paul needs to tell us all what happened when Elliot woke them all up and kicked them out so he could clean the house.
I remember he got a $250 fine because Jason Johnson and Willie Brunet spray painted pics of KISS, Willie's tatoos, and "Westside, Bith!" on the side of the road!
Thanks.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 20:48:57 GMT -5
haha!
yeah, the cops went find him at work!
we're such assholes!
please, everyone, if you were there, chime in with your memories of this historic night.
Like Jason "hooking up" the playstation for me...
Brandon sleeping on the ground in the backyard...
Elliot puking on Paul as he played "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind
Buddy getting drunk, then going straight to work...
the Willie Brunet/Jason Johnson Art Gallery
The Barklers (Jason and Jason)
Pukefest...
chairshots (i don't remember, but back then, it probably happened)
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Post by the magician on Sept 18, 2003 20:57:08 GMT -5
sorry i have no memeory of that night........I WASN'T INVITED!!!!!
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 20:57:17 GMT -5
Hahahaha, oh man, I didn't know that about Buddy! I remember him saying he was sober to drive Erica and Jenny Curole home, and then he got back and admitted he was drunk off his ass!
Also, me, Jason Johnson and Paul were laying down in Elliot's bed trying to go to sleep, and Johnson kept pushing on Paul's stomach so Paul took a swing at him!
Man, that was the best night ever. Elliot needs to get married more often!
Thanks.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 21:02:05 GMT -5
haha!
yeah, Elliot should get married more often, I agree..
then take a lot more wedding pictures...
and get me and Jason to help him move more often also...
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 21:07:58 GMT -5
haha! and get me and Jason to help him move more often also... You need to elaborate on this a little more man, ha ha, you guys are some hardcore pricks! Thanks. |
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Post by Nick Hebert on Sept 18, 2003 21:23:06 GMT -5
nope, I'll never fully admit to it...
and he had it coming, he interrupted us during Raw back when we were both obsessed marks (because of course, now we're full fledged, card carrying professional wrestlers...)
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Sept 18, 2003 23:18:04 GMT -5
Ohhhh god damn!! THAT NIGHT!!!! Ooooook...I will TRY my best to elaborate on that night! None of this is in any kind of order. I'm just going off as I somehow remember these immaculate events taking place.
Rusty said I was the first one to start puking that night. If I was...then dammit, I am MAN!
I remember lots of summer sausage!!! Uggh!! puking up hard alcohol and liquified summer sausage!!! UUGH!!
I somewhat remember Johnson and I rocking it Barklers style. I think Nick was with us on that one too.
I remember Paul going outside with the smokers, drunk off his ass! He attempted to smoke a cigarette. This was indeed a TRUE classic moment! He looked like a baby taking its first gulp of Pepto-Bismol!!
Elliot puking on Paul's leg, and then Elliot rises up off the floor Undertaker style, and then right back down and out for the night!
Buddy almost breaking my entire skeletal structure when he realized I was "Triple X"!
Paul, Willie, and I walk outside under Elliots carport. Willie cranks up KISS (VERY LOUD!!!), and we all sing VERY LOUD!!! I'm laying on the hood of Elliots car, and I believe left a few minor dents in it. Thats when Willie starts spraypainting beautiful KISS art on the side of the road!
I head back inside, where for a moment, there were only 2 people in the living room. Me and Derek "SuperDad" Hawkins! He starts playing some Wilco on Paul's acoustic, and I just sat there and listened to him play. After he was finished, I kept telling him shit like, "Dude, that was REALLY good!! NO! SERIOUSLY!" I actually almost got a bit emotional for some reason at that moment! He probably thought I was outta my mind. If he did think that, he was totally correct!
I think it was sometime after Paul taking a swing at Johnson, that I walked into the bedroom, drunk and still singing KISS songs very loud. I remember calling for Willie, and confessing my love for him, as he was sitting in a chair right next to me. I was on the floor or on the bed!!
I remember laying on the floor, on my back with my head to the side. I kinda remember puking a little, but making this really subtle but disgusting, gurgling vomiting sound when I did it.
I was too loud, and ya'll wanted to sleep, so Nick brings me in the living room, and tells me to hook up the PS1. All I remember was picking up the cable and gently tossing it, thinking it was gonna go in the proper input jack. Then I just walked away. I guess back in the bedroom?
Thats around when the infamous Jason/Paul Marriage officially began! I THINK I walked in to find Paul sitting on the edge of the bed about to hurl. I sit next to him, and put my arm around him. He pukes! I think I tried to console him by saying something like, "Dude, are you ok?" As he's still puking, I begin to puke right alongside him!! He then puts his arm around me to console me. So with our arms around each other, we're both puking in unison! Beautiful music!
I think we were laying in bed together about to die of alcohol poisoning, when we pulled Elliot and Holly's never-before-used blanket on top of us! I wanna say they got it as a gift or something, and they had just gotten it. It was this really nice, huge blanket! I think Paul and I then realized that we were covering ourselves with a brand new blanket that also had OUR puke on it from earlier! Ohh good times!!! ;D
Elliot came wake everyone up at some point. I think he had to go to work? I think that's when Rusty, Nick, and Johnson left (I could be wrong of course...) I woke up, still drunk. I think that's when the hunt for Brandon Matherne began! Searched everywhere for him, and eventually found him passed out under Elliot's shed!! He had a good bit of mud on him, plus quite a few ants! And somehow, he ended up bringing me, maybe Paul? and someone else home that morning! I told him to just bring me to Rusty's.
Now, how I got inside of Rusty's is a complete mystery. I remember walking inside through the backdoor, but I don't remember actually finding the backdoor! I find Rusty sleeping in his bed, Johnson, and Nick passed out on the floor. So I somehow creeped in between Nick and Johnson and passed out. I'd imagine Nick brought me home later on while listening to a Sparklers cassette!
Holy shit!! I've never typed out that whole story before! I think I may weep from missing those weird ass days! SHIT!! I MISS THAT! I WANT THAT!!  Oh well...back to reality! Enjoy my friends! I love you all very dearly, Jason Trosclair |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Sept 18, 2003 23:45:43 GMT -5
I think that's when Rusty, Nick, and Johnson left (I could be wrong of course...) You almost got it right oh my brother. See, I got tired of listening to you puke in the corner of the room and Johnson and Paul fighting, so I went sleep on the kitchen tiles in front of the door, and I believe Nick, who was on the other side of the bed, came with me. Well, Johnson runs into the room, SCREAMING that Jason and Paul are puking EVERYWHERE! Nick, Johnson and I ran into the room and made the mistake of turning on the lights. Well, we saw the sight of Paul and Jason holding each other, sitting on the corner of the bed, puking EVERYWHERE! Paul was sitting withthe bed corner in between his legs, and it was DRIPPING with PINK vomit! I ran into the living room, where Elliot was passed out on the couch. Then he stirred, as if he was waking up. I look at Johnson and Nick, and we all bolt for the door and hauled ass to my house, because we knew damn well it would be a shitstorm when Elliot woke up and we were scared. ALSO, Jason and Nick, you guys remember when Elliot decided he wanted to shootfight with Buddy earlier in the night? Let me say, Buddy UNLOADED and brutalized Elliot all over his front yard! He speared him into the hose pipes and one of Elliot's shoes ended up under the fucking house! GOD!! Buddy was a madman, and we loved every minute of it! He showed NO MERCY! Man, my sides are hurting from laughing and tears are literally streaming down my face. God, thanks for the memories! I truly think that was one of the best nights of my life. Someone needs to start a thread of the time we went to the WWF house show and titty bars! Thanks. |
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Sept 18, 2003 23:53:58 GMT -5
Good gosh!! Buddy fuckin decapitating Elliot in his front yard! Yes!!
Great job on enlighting me and Paul's puke story.
The WWF House Show/Bourbon story will be started soon I'm sure!!
Fantastic! We also have the Mick Foley night too!!
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Sept 19, 2003 0:00:37 GMT -5
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Thank you Rusty for also remember these tibits:
"I also remember I was the one who found the spray paint, and I used it on the bottom of your bare foot."
I am just now remembering this. Thank you!! That actually stayed on my foot for a couple weeks!
"I also remember Paul, drunk on the back porch, trying to play like that song about the plant that wants sunlight, but he couldn't, and he was getting all mad, and then he just started SPAZZING out, trying to play an electric solo on the acoustic"
YES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh shit! You got me hurting now! He was trying to play "Drama" on acoustic! Yes! WOW!! That was one of the funniest Paul moments ever! He was going OFF!! Hahaha!!!
I love you!!!
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Post by Aimee P. Boobie on Sept 19, 2003 22:40:57 GMT -5
Hey i just wanted to say, I have heard the story about Elliot's party so many times and it never gets old!
ITS GOOOOOD!
its like wo
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