Like to take test?

[SnowBall]

If you like to take test like Personality test and shit like that then you will love this site.
www.thespark.com

[Nick Hebert]

I took the test, and here are my results...


ARTIST
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler )

Nick Hebert Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.
You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now.


I normally hate crap like this, but I have to say, it pretty much nailed it... I don't agree with it 100%, but for just answering a few questions, its about as close as it could be...

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[Rusty Trosclair]

Nick said:

*proof he is gay*

I love me some Nick.

Thanks.

[SnowBall]

There is a test to tell if your gay!
There is even a test to tell if your pregnant for guys and girl!

[SnowBall]

I took the bitch test and this is what happen...

The results are in. You are certifiably:



65% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%




How others compare:


0% (same as you)

4% (bitchier than you)

96% (less bitchy than you)

Of the 7,795,616 test takers so far:


52% can use a gun

51% been in a catfight

50% cheated in a relationship

50% forget birthdays

46% blamed a friend for farting

28% gnawed during oral sex

26% wear lots of hairspray

24% stomped on someone with high heels

The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 42% bitchy.

Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.

Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.

Girls with tattoos like authority less.

Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.

[jeFF]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 24, 2038
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

[SnowBall]

My Stress test results:

You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of


21%

which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Q.E.D.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
According to the Stress Test

  18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%. women average only 55%.  
the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.

  and 9% were orgasm-free last week.

[RikkuSuave]

The Purity test

You are 59% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (43%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (55%)

Based on the 13,902,912 submissions before you.

whoa. less pure than i thought i was! Shoulda clicked NO on the "have you ever eaten Veal" question.. hrmm..