I hate the Internet and want to kill it

[Rusty Trosclair]

Go ahead, read this and then tell me if you will join my cause of kicking the Internet's ass. Or just kick my ass for posting this abomination.

www.ultrascifihorror.com/stories/zombie%20rape.htm

Yeah, it's that bad. You can thank the somethingawful.com forums for dredging this up. I just had to share my pain.

Thanks.

Edit: Read another one on that website. New purpose in life is to track down these people and set them on fire. Repeatedly.

[Shiitake Mushroom-head]

You should be burned too for posting that. That was as fucked up as zombie porn.

[LordRazael]

I am filled with raw, bitter hatred. Setting on fire is too good for people like this damnit.

Who's in on the lynch mob, yo?

I hope the internet explodes.

[endlessjoe]

*Raises hand*

I literally threw an ink pen across the room after reading that.

[purple elephant]

where did u find that?

that made me turn off the computer and go search for a hug, no more bush walks for me now, thanks

[RikkuSuave]

Wow. not just a zombie. but a CYBORG zombie. i'm at a loss to find out what could cause THAT one to happen. guess it goes to show you, you shouldn't walk around BFE in a bikini for no reason.

*picks up a torch*

Edit:

i read all the stories on this site, because i'm plagued with annoying amounts of curiosity. and i must say, RUSTY. you are DEAD. RAGE.

[Rusty Trosclair]

The Search and Destroy mission begins at dawn. Officer Robert is leading this trek, so we're in good hands.

I feel bad that I started this, but I needed to share so I can sleep at night. Go read the spider one!!

Thanks.

[Rusty Trosclair]

RikkuSuave said:

i must say, RUSTY. you are DEAD. RAGE.

**Puts on spider costume**

Don't just sing it, bring it.

Thanks.

[RikkuSuave]

Rusty said:

**Puts on spider costume**

Don't just sing it, bring it.

Thanks.

nonono. not the SPIDER costume! Spider costume is no longer where it's at. you gotta use the iguana costume. it's all the rage in paris.

anyway, you're still dead. just you wait mister. it's only 2 weeks away.

This page was weird in many ways. but what i don't like honestly, was how badly written it all was. i'm sure it was hard to make a steaming pile of cow crap idea into a good story, but they used the same descriptions over and over, the premise was all the same, and it was really just bad. I'm sure if some 10 year old nerd was so inclined, he could possibly come up with better descriptions. these guys were obviously drop outs at some point. or maybe they learned english from watching Hercules the legendary journey or something. well, whatever. not only were they terrible, scary, disgusting stories, (for which, you are sill VERy dead, Rusty) they were also written by what appears to be people from IOWA.

[Rusty Trosclair]

Joe said:

*drinks beer ...... eats bacon*

*gets pussy* *lifts weights* *gets pussy*

Why did I find this? Why me? What fucking universal practical joke has befallen me anyways? God damn, some people don't deserve to breathe my air. I want to find who wrote this, crack open their skulls and eat what I find inside.

No scratch that. I would probably find just spiders and penises. Fuck.

Thanks.

[the magician]

*computer shuts down as luke starts truck squealing out of the parking lot with lit torch in hand and assortment of weapons to murder stupid fucks who wrote this shit*

[Shiitake Mushroom-head]

Reading that reminded me of the fucked up shit I would put on Brennan's computer as desktop wallpaper when I would leave first thing on Saturday mornings from the dorm.

My favorite was a zombie having graphic porno sex with another zombie. Real picture too...dont ask how it was made for I do not know.