aproxxy
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Post by aproxxy on Jul 9, 2008 6:34:09 GMT -5
Summer is the best season. It's long days & restless nights. Spring is cool, autumn is thoughtful, winter is a big bowl of lame. Summer smacks them all on the head & cheeks llike Moe going apeshit on his Stooges.
But even something as great as summer isn't perfect. What takes the Fun out of your Yons?
Please add to the list!
-Pete
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Post by stubbsPlee on Jul 9, 2008 8:04:41 GMT -5
my neighbor runs the nicest meth lab ever.
it is called "Rob's I'll do anything for you to like me because i really don't have a wife & meth"
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Post by memfisbelle on Jul 9, 2008 17:01:58 GMT -5
Thieving kids!
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Post by endlessjoe on Jul 9, 2008 17:29:58 GMT -5
I went with "small children running amok". I hate children. I hate their tiny, sticky, filthy little hands .... touching things and making noise and reminding us of the awful future that this planet has ahead of it. I know they'll grow up, but I imagine a world, 25 years in the future, full of snotty, sticky handed people, running around screaming in the grocery store. It's enough to drive a man to the edge.
I can't wait until I'm old and even more bitter. I will sit in my yard, with a riding lawn mower revved ... just waiting for a child's Nerf football to land in my yard, so I can run it over and tear it to shreds. I'll be sure to yell at them to run home and play their Pac Man video games as well.
Life will be sweet then.
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Post by retardedsyphilis on Jul 9, 2008 20:01:33 GMT -5
i hate lemonade
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Post by estabutta on Jul 9, 2008 20:15:24 GMT -5
sweaty bastards leaning over me (don't pet sweaty things), my manager who has his panties crammed up his hole and the midget he pays to do so
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Post by Nick (Tendo) on Jul 9, 2008 22:28:03 GMT -5
I answered, "I live in Alaska, so kiss my frosty ass," but only half of that is true.
It's actually been a pretty nice summer. Had to pull out the AC to keep my igloo from caving in...
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Post by the magician on Jul 9, 2008 22:47:40 GMT -5
I went with the tickets for public urinating. GODDAMMIT I HATE GIVING TICKETS!!!! IT'S TECHNICALLY AN ARREST SO I HAVE TO DO A FUCKING ARREST REPORT!!!!
NOT WORTH THE TIME!!!!
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ina
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Post by ina on Jul 14, 2008 12:25:16 GMT -5
ALLERGIES.
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