Yahoo, pffft more like Yaright

[aproxxy]

okay, I've had the last 2 days off & am admittedly bored & thinking about stupid stuff that doesn't matter at all.

so I still use Yahoo as my home page, & I can't contain my fascination with their "today's top searches" box. Every day it's some would-be eclectic list of bullshit. There's always a food recipe, a sprinkling of celebrity names, politics are represented only when there's some major gaffe, whatever disease is hot this week, etc. Not once have I seen "boobies". Fraudulence, anyone? Bueller?

#9 today is testicular cancer. no joke.

If you guys have any thoughts, & want to join me in the intellectual gutter, I'm looking for affirmation that I'm not crazy, but more importantly that obsessing over trivial crap is still alive & well on the 'nets.

if I got a job with Yahoo making daily top ten search items out of thin air, it might go something like this:

TODAY'S TOP SEARCHES:
10. 2009 Chevy Dildo XL

9. how to siphon gas from police vehicles undetected

8. widgets

7. Britney Cyrus Hudgens Paris Heigl Scary Spice

6. cute funny animal videos that end in tragedy/violence

5. anal waxing

4. spicy chipotle

3. Unchecked Corporate Cocksucking

2. WALL-E

1. boobies

[blacklance]

i like that its a complete made up list but it reminds me of yahoo top ten so well, i dunno my random list from thin air would be
1. we are soon to find out where were killing people as bush plays jeopardy
2. anal wombat molests Hannah montana
3. fires of hell coming up from the center of LA
4. "zombie disease" descovered in Laios/cambodia recently synthisized into chemical weapon (look that one up the zombie disease isnt even a joke the synth isnt real...yet)
5. Jesus returns as wine-o
6. boobies
7. female testicular cancer
8. puppy toss extravaganza
9. see angelina JoLee's ass in "Wanted"
10. how to make a spicy italian meal for the whole family with a hypodermic needle.

thats my list of random ass shit that should be in the yahoo 10.

[jamiedarko]

i too am guilty of the yahoo homepage, fuck it im old school, i still rock internet explorer these days.
I occasionally look at the top 10, heres mine that represents yahoo,
1-10
"hey, who searches for dumb shit that mostly represents pedofiles and 40 year old women, fuck yeah!"

just once i would like to see Point dexter from revenge of the nerds on there, maybe cause i watched it today, but it would be sweetness, total boner material...what, or "cats raping other cats, caught on tape"