Florida Vacation Day #2

[Nick Hebert]

Mind you, my memory of the later parts of yesterday are very blurry...

- Woke up at 12:30
- Printed my Dane Cook tickets
- Had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
- Woke everyone else up at 1pm
- Hopped in the bed with Jason and forced him to get up
- Came back up stairs and played around on HotorNot
- Anticipated Jason's arrival in the computer room.
- Greeted Jason as he walked through the door.
- Continued on HotorNot with Jason.
- Went downstairs and watched some SNL reruns.
- Left messages on Joe's answering machine to wake him up
- Attempted to upload the pictures from my camera.
- Was unsuccessful.
- Took a shower.
- Continued on HotorNot (thats fun as hell)
- Greeted Joe and Shawna when they arrived.
- Invented a HotorNot drinking game
- Got Dressed
- Went off to the Orlando Improv
- Got harassed by some big black security guys.
- Dane Cook whipped a Government Mule's ass
- Left the Improv
- Joe and I went buy some alcohol.
- Got back to Aimee's house, began drinking.
- Jumped in the bath with Jason for shits and giggles and pictures.
- Joe jumps in also, for more shits and giggles...
- Toweled off.
- Went upstairs and began playing the newly invented HotorNot drinking game.
- I kicked so much ass, but I was drunk.
- Went walk around Avalon Park with everyone (except aimee, she was sleeping because she works today)
- After that, things are really blurry.
- I remember Joe doing the Tony Cobra bit.
- I remember taking a shitload of pictures.
- I remember crossing over a really creepy bridge.
- I remember pissing on this huge birthday cake.
- I remember climbing a tree.
- I remember throwing a cynder block somewhere.
- I remember running through a sprinkler and getting drenched.
- I remember talking very incoherently to Joe and Jason.
- then we came back to Aimee's and someone decided we should go to Jason's apartment, Joe's apartment, and then to Albertsons.
- I remember trying to play Shawna's violin.
- I remember walking into Jason's apartment, finding his HUGE ass chair, and passing out.
- I remember bumping my head on Jason's car.
- I remember falling asleep on the way to Albertsons
- I remember very little about what went on inside Albertsons.
- I remember getting into the backseat of Jason's car and passing out again.
- then I remember waking up and going straight upstairs and passing out again...

I know i'm leaving a lot of shit out...

Today is Maroon 5 and Kobe!

[endlessjoe]

Not for me! Maroon 5 can suck a scabies infested chimpanzee's asscrack. And Kobe can do the same....damn wacky Japanese food. While Nick and all are doing that, I'll be at school. Then, I'm off to go home and masturbate until the cows come home.....figuratively speaking, of course.

[Jason/Peppito]

So far, Nick is doing an excellent job jotting down the day by day events! Every morning/afternoon since Wednesday, "Unkle Niq" has graciously woken me up to a little sunshine.
Ya see...it's very easy to tell when Nick enters a room to wake you up.

Just when he walks through the door and into the bedroom, you just know damn well its Nick! Starting from the graceful but yet eerie opening of the door. The scuffling of his cute little feet, to the almost sensual uncloaking process of the bed sheets. Then he finally finishes you off with a little verbal pebble of sunshine, right when you open your eyes. How beautiful!

A chunk of my heart goes out to Nonchalant Nick Hebert.
;D

[Aimee P. Boobie]

I want to know where days 3 and 4 are!

[endlessjoe]

I don't even remember what happened on day 3 or 4. I believe day 3 was when the girls and guys split off into seperate groups, and Nick, Jason, and I filmed some odd little skits and whatnot.