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Post by endlessjoe on Feb 8, 2004 21:58:30 GMT -5
It is widely known that our group is a strange one, and because of this, some strange conversations have been had. I just thought I'd share one that happened mere moments ago between Jason and I on ICQ. Jason is, of course, Chubby John Stamos .... I am Dead Hooker Boxer
Chubby John Stamos (09:44 PM) :
ya ever had a turd that felt like it was poking at the sides of your inner asshole?
Dead Hooker Boxer (09:44 PM) :
hahaha. no! egads, man
Chubby John Stamos (09:44 PM) :
I don't know how or why that happens
Dead Hooker Boxer (09:44 PM) :
dude, i don't know. i'm pretty sure i never want to know how that feels, though
Chubby John Stamos (09:45 PM) :
Its odd
its not like a sharp razor feeling.
its more like a human thumb thats putting lots of pressure
Dead Hooker Boxer (09:46 PM) :
good god, man! i should post THIS on the message board
Chubby John Stamos (09:47 PM) :
haha!
that'd be a delight
Dead Hooker Boxer (09:47 PM) :
consider it done
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Post by Panacea on Feb 8, 2004 22:40:07 GMT -5
Look Joe I'm a Doctor and I was greatly disturbed to read the above post. The symptoms you have described correlate closely with rectal cancer. You need to insert a pineapple (prefferably sideways) roughly into your rectal passage. Use no lubricant as this deminishes the effectiveness of the treatment. Do this 6 times daily (before and after meals) until you experince no symptoms fully for a 5 day period.
Regards
Doctor Stu.
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Post by purple elephant on Feb 8, 2004 22:43:55 GMT -5
*grin*the fun doesn't stop  didn't satan do that to hitler in 'little nicky'? |
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Post by endlessjoe on Feb 8, 2004 22:44:13 GMT -5
I thank you kindly, Dr. Stu......I really do. But, this is Jason who was having the anal problems. Although, that pineapple thing sounds scrumptious! I think I'll be doing that anyway......you know.....as a preventative measure.....
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Post by Panacea on Feb 9, 2004 18:24:55 GMT -5
Good reasoning there joe.
As a treat for your worms you could include a banana and a half chicken. I call it the Hawaiian pack treatment ;D
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Post by Maximmatt on Feb 28, 2004 8:00:32 GMT -5
I think I had that at pizza hut once, it was delicious
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Post by RikkuSuave on Feb 28, 2004 14:02:14 GMT -5
if that doesnt work, i saw on TV the other day that you could use a live ferret and a whole package of coolwhip. the coolwhip is said to soothe those areas after the ferret has his way with you.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Feb 29, 2004 16:16:14 GMT -5
I am pretty sure that the Devil gave someone a pinapple in the anus treatment but I fail to remember who it was given to...or if it was enjoyable. *Sigh* My memory sucks.
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Post by endlessjoe on Mar 1, 2004 2:55:36 GMT -5
Here's some more random odd ICQ stuff from moments ago:
Dead Hooker Boxer (02:45 AM) :
i want Tom Green impaled on a spike in my bathroom so i can listen to his screams of agony while i shower
Chubby John Stamos (02:46 AM) :
want me to make a drum loop for it?
Dead Hooker Boxer (02:47 AM) :
something snappy, yes
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Post by the magician on Mar 1, 2004 10:52:24 GMT -5
I am pretty sure that the Devil gave someone a pinapple in the anus treatment but I fail to remember who it was given to...or if it was enjoyable. *Sigh* My memory sucks. it was Hitler in a french maid's outfit. PORK-CHOP SANDWICHES!!!! |
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Post by jeFF on Mar 11, 2004 13:49:29 GMT -5
shoulda been a watermelon.
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