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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 11, 2003 3:40:23 GMT -5
It's 3:39 AM......I am bored and alone....and nobody is online to keep me company! Am I the only damn insomniac?! Somebody come over or something! We'll eat gummy bears and stuff.......
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Post by purple elephant on Nov 11, 2003 3:53:29 GMT -5
i'd come over.... umm, but it would take a few days and a couple g's... that ok?
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 11, 2003 5:43:28 GMT -5
It's the thought that counts. As for the rest of you.....it's too late. It is now 5:40 AM, and the sun is rising. I had gummy bears, party hats, buckets full of Excedrin, rubber chickens, batteries, a closet full of scotch tape, light bulbs, a single shoe, candied apples, and 14 sock puppets all ready to go. You guys SOOOOO missed it... Screw you guys....  |
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Nov 11, 2003 7:18:08 GMT -5
Nicole, I didnt know I gave you permission to cheat on me....but if its with Joe, I guess thats alright. As long as I know who its with.....
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Nov 11, 2003 11:42:36 GMT -5
Ha ha ha Joe!! Josh is SO going to kill you when he comes back with Gulf War Syndrome and doesn't know right from wrong anymore!
Also, I knocked on the door, but you never answered, so...
[glow=red,2,300]SCREW YOU YOU SCALIWAG![/glow]
Thanks.
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 11, 2003 13:26:18 GMT -5
Dude, he's from Alabama....he doesn't need Gulf War Syndrome to not know the difference between right and wrong. If Joshua comes after me, I'll just distract him with a rebel flag belt buckle or something.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Nov 11, 2003 16:08:21 GMT -5
This is true, oh wise one. Ya got me, you dirty rat!
Also, to stay on topic and cheer Joe up, here is a little haiku I composed.
Relentless anger,
Brought on my people changing,
Must be cured with love.
I love ya you sexy pirate.
Thanks.
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 11, 2003 21:40:04 GMT -5
Haha....thank you, Bruva Trosclair. That's right...I'm bringing you into Mi Familia! You brought a tear to my eye and a tent to my pants. I must say, you are the ONLY bearded man in a trench coat that can do that to me.  |
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Post by poppycock on Nov 11, 2003 22:12:12 GMT -5
Okay...so where is everybody now??? its only 9:00pm...someone should be here. Well folks, I, yet again, will be here again ALL night. Any questions?
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Post by pia on Nov 11, 2003 22:57:49 GMT -5
Okay...so where is everybody now??? its only 9:00pm...someone should be here. Well folks, I, yet again, will be here again ALL night. Any questions? i am here whatever you need I'll be here all night......AALLLLLLL night |
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Post by purple elephant on Nov 12, 2003 2:06:33 GMT -5
josh honey i wouldn't never do that  i love everyone equally, but josh and luke are the only ones i have married  |
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Nov 12, 2003 10:43:24 GMT -5
She married both of us because she is a Mormon... from Utah.
And because I am a sexy beast.
Now a haiku for Joe:
Alabama Man
Incest is the best, you know
Metal is for me.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 12, 2003 14:50:33 GMT -5
is it just me, or does everyone think that Josh has a secret hate for his parents for not giving him a younger sister...
I mean, he couldn't by any means have his way with his brother Joe, he'd beat Josh down, then go out and score a few touchdowns...
For an Alabama boy, coming from the heart of Incest country, not having a little sister is like a black man with no Popeyes in the neighborhood...
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 12, 2003 19:47:28 GMT -5
Row-ber.....you have brought a single tear to my eye. Mya Angelou doesn't have shit on you.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Nov 13, 2003 11:18:31 GMT -5
Not Popeye's, Oh Wise Nick...but Sunrise.
We all know what Jambon used to say about Sunrise.
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