Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 11, 2003 11:10:35 GMT -5
Okay, its 9am, and I feel terrible. I must have food poisoning or a stomach virus or something. I've been puking all morning...
no work for me today...
Well, to cheer myself up, I feel I should cheer you all up...
this post will contain one memory that I've shared with you people individually that should bring a smile to your face. If it doesn't, then you're a miserable fuck and should shoot yourself...
First, the Wazoo Staff...
Joe, remember the Salsa shit incident? Man, that was hilarious! My cheeks hurt so damn much from laughing the next day. I swear to you, that wasn't me that did that, I have never shat at that house nor ever in a bathroom with just a curtain instead of a door. Ah, I need to find my video with that on it and see it again!
Jason (god, which one do I choose), remember the night I got totally drunk off my ass then tried to break that bottle of Malibu (or was it Boone's) over my head? Then I fussed Mary Joyce about leaving the door open and letting bugs inside the house.
then there's the time we rolled that bowling ball down the Overpass (a really large Huey P. Long type bridge in Larose) and freaked out when we saw a cop at the bottom of the bridge and had to hid out in a random driveway.
Rusty, remember the Jacknife powerbomb you gave Blaine in my backyard? I had never hung out with Rusty before, but he had came over to my house because a big group of us were meeting there before a Mid-South Wrestling show. Rusty slammed Blaine's ass on the ground, and since then, I've had tremendous respect for Rusty.
Nigel, remember the time we took those vitamins that taste like dog shit, right before the DWI show? Also, remember that huge lady that worked at JJ's every night when we'd go. Heaven forbid they ever give that lady a night off. She would always hook us up with nasty, 3 day old chicken and onion rings.
Buddy, remember the time you Fury bombed Jason Johnson's ass on the street near Willie's house? Pound for Pound, Jason Johnson is the heaviest mother fucker in the world, he probably weighs aobut 215 or so, but it feels like 400. Also, remember the time you did the same thing to Chase in a shootfight at the Buddy/Paul house for midnight madness...nah, figured you didn't, you drunk bastard...
Luke, remember the time me, you, and I think Nigel or Jason took a trip to wal-mart to buy hardware supplies to build a shed so we could finally do the Shed Building Man finisher. None of us had any clue how to build anything, much less use a hammer, but somehow, we built a makeshift shed that never got used...
Rob, remember that time you and two other dudes came over to Damien's house for a party, and I was fucking with the dude that looked like Zack Morris? I gave him a Kit Kat Bites (the little ball shaped candies), and told him it was acid. He was already drunk, but he started acting like he was tripping hard. That was hilarious...
Ariel, remember that time that Ethel was telling us about how Wilton (the buggy pusher from wal-mart) was comparing his neice to Lani (my neice)? Ethel freaked out and kept telling him, "No, Wilton, Lani is beautiful!" (basically saying that Lani is beautiful and Wilton's neice is a nasty little kid), and I kept mentioning that Wilton's neice had an arm sticking out of her forehead... (you other people would have had to have been there...)
Leah and Genevieve, I think every memory I've ever had with one of you, the other was there too, so I can't really separate them. Well, y'all remember James Johnson's thumbnails of vending machines? Every time I see a vending machine now, I laugh. Also, the time James Barnes was telling everyone that he sees spelling errors on road signs all the time, and without hesitation, i punked him out in class saying, "Noooo, you didn't...," okay, good, because I don't remember.
Josh Robert, remember the time we burnt Brennan's underwear in the Calecas Hall barbeque pit? Or howabout the time we recorded the gay redneck .wav at Jason's house and I almost stopped breathing because I was laughing so much...
Brennan, remember that time that Kenny (the dude that lived with Josh Rowland) came over and was playing NBA Live on my Sega. He built up a huge lead against the CPU, then I took over for the CPU in the 4th quarter and pulled out the biggest comeback in video game history? He was so fucking pissed! Or howabout the time I kicked Gay Chad's ass because he was being too loud. I wasn't even trying to sleep, I just felt like kicking his ass.
Aimee, remember the night me, you, Jason, and Jason Johnson went to the 3 Doors Down concert and decided to go eat at TGI Friday's afterwards. The messed up all of our orders and decided to make it up to us by giving us the ingredients to make our own dessert... They basically gave us a scoop of ice cream (i think it was in a little bag or something), a little pack of chocolate or caramel, a little pack of nuts, and probably sprinkles or something... it was pitiful.
Shawna, remember that time that Joe's mom found the porn that you and Joe made and showed it to all of Joe's friends? Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you...
Damien, ah fuck it, there's too many to list. The tearing of socks, making fun of Keff's gay uncle while getting our asses kicked in match with Vito and Big D, Desi: Crazy Joe's trainee, typing conversations, Tiffany Guilbeau changing her name to Jewel, etc...
Paul Duet, remember when it was discovered that HHHIV was Hombre Arana Loco's biologica father? that was probably the best intro I ever wrote for BYW.
Gorg Pitre, remember when I was your basketball coach a long time ago? heh...youngster...
Purple Elephant, I didn't want to leave you out, but we have no memories... Anyhoo, remember when you signed up and started posting on here? Okay, me too
thank you all
no work for me today...
Well, to cheer myself up, I feel I should cheer you all up...
this post will contain one memory that I've shared with you people individually that should bring a smile to your face. If it doesn't, then you're a miserable fuck and should shoot yourself...
First, the Wazoo Staff...
Joe, remember the Salsa shit incident? Man, that was hilarious! My cheeks hurt so damn much from laughing the next day. I swear to you, that wasn't me that did that, I have never shat at that house nor ever in a bathroom with just a curtain instead of a door. Ah, I need to find my video with that on it and see it again!
Jason (god, which one do I choose), remember the night I got totally drunk off my ass then tried to break that bottle of Malibu (or was it Boone's) over my head? Then I fussed Mary Joyce about leaving the door open and letting bugs inside the house.
then there's the time we rolled that bowling ball down the Overpass (a really large Huey P. Long type bridge in Larose) and freaked out when we saw a cop at the bottom of the bridge and had to hid out in a random driveway.
Rusty, remember the Jacknife powerbomb you gave Blaine in my backyard? I had never hung out with Rusty before, but he had came over to my house because a big group of us were meeting there before a Mid-South Wrestling show. Rusty slammed Blaine's ass on the ground, and since then, I've had tremendous respect for Rusty.
Nigel, remember the time we took those vitamins that taste like dog shit, right before the DWI show? Also, remember that huge lady that worked at JJ's every night when we'd go. Heaven forbid they ever give that lady a night off. She would always hook us up with nasty, 3 day old chicken and onion rings.
Buddy, remember the time you Fury bombed Jason Johnson's ass on the street near Willie's house? Pound for Pound, Jason Johnson is the heaviest mother fucker in the world, he probably weighs aobut 215 or so, but it feels like 400. Also, remember the time you did the same thing to Chase in a shootfight at the Buddy/Paul house for midnight madness...nah, figured you didn't, you drunk bastard...
Luke, remember the time me, you, and I think Nigel or Jason took a trip to wal-mart to buy hardware supplies to build a shed so we could finally do the Shed Building Man finisher. None of us had any clue how to build anything, much less use a hammer, but somehow, we built a makeshift shed that never got used...
Rob, remember that time you and two other dudes came over to Damien's house for a party, and I was fucking with the dude that looked like Zack Morris? I gave him a Kit Kat Bites (the little ball shaped candies), and told him it was acid. He was already drunk, but he started acting like he was tripping hard. That was hilarious...
Ariel, remember that time that Ethel was telling us about how Wilton (the buggy pusher from wal-mart) was comparing his neice to Lani (my neice)? Ethel freaked out and kept telling him, "No, Wilton, Lani is beautiful!" (basically saying that Lani is beautiful and Wilton's neice is a nasty little kid), and I kept mentioning that Wilton's neice had an arm sticking out of her forehead... (you other people would have had to have been there...)
Leah and Genevieve, I think every memory I've ever had with one of you, the other was there too, so I can't really separate them. Well, y'all remember James Johnson's thumbnails of vending machines? Every time I see a vending machine now, I laugh. Also, the time James Barnes was telling everyone that he sees spelling errors on road signs all the time, and without hesitation, i punked him out in class saying, "Noooo, you didn't...," okay, good, because I don't remember.
Josh Robert, remember the time we burnt Brennan's underwear in the Calecas Hall barbeque pit? Or howabout the time we recorded the gay redneck .wav at Jason's house and I almost stopped breathing because I was laughing so much...
Brennan, remember that time that Kenny (the dude that lived with Josh Rowland) came over and was playing NBA Live on my Sega. He built up a huge lead against the CPU, then I took over for the CPU in the 4th quarter and pulled out the biggest comeback in video game history? He was so fucking pissed! Or howabout the time I kicked Gay Chad's ass because he was being too loud. I wasn't even trying to sleep, I just felt like kicking his ass.
Aimee, remember the night me, you, Jason, and Jason Johnson went to the 3 Doors Down concert and decided to go eat at TGI Friday's afterwards. The messed up all of our orders and decided to make it up to us by giving us the ingredients to make our own dessert... They basically gave us a scoop of ice cream (i think it was in a little bag or something), a little pack of chocolate or caramel, a little pack of nuts, and probably sprinkles or something... it was pitiful.
Shawna, remember that time that Joe's mom found the porn that you and Joe made and showed it to all of Joe's friends? Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you...
Damien, ah fuck it, there's too many to list. The tearing of socks, making fun of Keff's gay uncle while getting our asses kicked in match with Vito and Big D, Desi: Crazy Joe's trainee, typing conversations, Tiffany Guilbeau changing her name to Jewel, etc...
Paul Duet, remember when it was discovered that HHHIV was Hombre Arana Loco's biologica father? that was probably the best intro I ever wrote for BYW.
Gorg Pitre, remember when I was your basketball coach a long time ago? heh...youngster...
Purple Elephant, I didn't want to leave you out, but we have no memories... Anyhoo, remember when you signed up and started posting on here? Okay, me too
thank you all
