new gayo lyrics...

[Nick Hebert]

if you don't know who or what Gayo is, just ask...
if you do, these are some lyrics I just wrote for a song by Gayo which will be recorded eventually as part of an epic Gay rap cd...

(funky slap bass music)
This ain’t no 50 Cent, I'm a buck and a quarter
I'm the Iron Sheik to your Sgt. Slaughter
I'm the big bad wolf riding through your hood
I'll eat your Parridge, then I'll fuck you good
Like Little Boy Blue, I'll blow your horn
the sheep's in Golden Meadow, the cow's doing porn
now whatchu hoes think about that?

who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...
who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...

there once was a man from Nantucket
who put is dick in my mouth and said “suck it”
and before he pulled it out
he came in my mouth
and it felt like Mount Everest had erupted.
now whatchu sluts think about that?

who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...
who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...

I’m just a little gay man bumpin with a b-box
trying to grow dreadlocks
and a man with 3 cocks, with no socks and chicken pox
then hide him in my closet in a little box
but i gotta keep my door locks
and stay away from crack rocks
cause those dealers be like sly fox
but all i want is their jocks
and maybe a little botox
now whatchu bitches think about that?

who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...
who’s getting funky now?
Gayo’s getting funky now...

Now stick it in my what?
now stick it in my what?
Gayo gonna catch ya and stick it in your butt
now stick it in your butt
now stick it in your butt
now whatchu fagets think about that? (abrupt stop)

[endlessjoe]

Nicholas, you are out of your friggin' mind. Good stuff, though.

And, dude......you were SUPPOSED to email us your new article. What happened? Halfway into clicking the send button, you got tired and decided, "Fuck it"?

[Lola_B]

Hahah. I got to see it and you didn't! hahaha. Greatness. na na na na boo boo to YOU Cardosi MAN.

[Jason/Peppito]

Nicky! Nicky! Nicky!
Oh how I love you Nicky!

Those lyrics make me tingle

[Chemicals]

fucking brilliant. Get busy Jason!

[the magician]

that was some of the funniest shit i ever heard.

[Nick Hebert]

heh
thanks

we have about 10 or so other songs, most of you have heard a few of them...
if y'all want us to post some more lyrics, let us know.
maybe we can even start a gayo section of the webpage soon that would have his pictures, lyrics, etc...
I'm sure people would love that!

if you haven't heard "Original Faggot Soldier" by Gayo, its in the downloads section right now, go check it out

[Jason/Peppito]

Damn straight people! There WILL be a Gayo section on the site, with everything Nick just mentioned and probably more. But relax, and don't hold ya breath. Gayo will go up when the rest of the "Wazoo Wak Pak" goes up. (dammit! We need a different name besides Wazoo Wak Pak too! thats buggin me)

But for now, bump your ass to "OFS", and be happy!

[Nick Hebert]

you know, i was just thinking...
that Gayo song seems to have gotten rave reviews from the people who read it..
that song is nothing compared to the others...
It took me about 5 minutes to do that one, y'all need to see the "Sincerely Big Zack" (which was written before Big Zack died, and was sort of a shout out to him), "The Faggot Freeze", and others that took me a while to write
i can't wait until the Gayo section is released, there's just so much funny shit, from pictures, to basic wav files, to songs.

If i had the lyrics to all the songs I wrote on this here laptop, i'd post more soon, but my hard drive on my PC died before I could back up, so I think Jason, and maybe Damien are the only ones with lyrics..

just felt like posting...

[endlessjoe]

I can't wait to get the "Wazoo Wak Pack" (tentatively titled) up on the site. That is going to be some great stuff. We'll probably have to wait quite a while, though.

[the magician]

what's gonna be in the wazoo wak pak?

[endlessjoe]

All of the insane characters we've come up with over the years.

[SOPDamien]

I do have those bad boys. Infact I have the all the wav. files too.

I also have the forgetton ballad that was semi recorded. anyone wants them just let me know.

[Jason/Peppito]

send me that shit too! When "The Great PC Crash of August 2003" hit me, some of Gayo's material was lost in the binary rubble.

He was pretty pissed off at it too. But I calmed him down. I found him some dick around the corner. it shut him up!

[SOPDamien]

Alright, since I decided to shell out 50 bucks a month for DSL on this crappy bayou, I can send things at a decent rate.

Anyways, Jason will we have swap hour, I also need a few things from you. We will do it soon.