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Post by the magician on Feb 25, 2004 22:32:25 GMT -5
ok today was one of many weird occurences and happenings. the one most prominent being the fact that i was hit on by a guy...a gay guy.
i was at work busting my ass as usual when the gay man, Harland told me he needed to ask me something later, and me telling a story at the time, thought it was about the story and said,"ok sure". well a few hours go by and he passes by and i say,"hey Harland what you wanted to ask me?" well he kind of turned a little blushy red and said,"I wanted to ask you what you are doing on sat?" i immediately realize what he said and i responded with,"Working till midnight, and going home to my girlfriend." he got more of a red tone to his skin and said,"oh ok i got ya." well he walked away, and barely talked to me the rest of the day. i was fine with this, it was done and forgotten about, then i stopped and realized, oh shit i should have seen this coming. the man jumped to my defense most of the time someone said something bad about me, and the gave me a shirt, that "someone bought him and it was too small and i was the first person he thought of me". what kind of bullshit is that!?!?!? well the shirt was still in my truck after a few weeks so i went and got it out of the truck and folded it and pout it on top of his stuff he brings to work. well it disappeard about a half an hour later, i later went to throw away a box and i saw the shirt in the garbage, and when i saw him later, it looked like he was just finished crying. so i leave and come home, thus ending this VERY wierd day. now i get ready to go to sleep, and i will be very glad to put this day behind me.
PORK-CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!
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Post by purple elephant on Feb 25, 2004 23:22:54 GMT -5
that sounds sweet!!! at least he didn't try to rape you where the garbage bins were  |
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Post by endlessjoe on Feb 25, 2004 23:49:23 GMT -5
That story actually made me sorta sad. I feel sorry for the little fruity guy. Maybe you should apoligize to him for leading him on with your swishy little swagger and New Wave hairdos.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Feb 25, 2004 23:58:00 GMT -5
God damn Luke, you're a fucking DICK! Come on man, free shirt and a new experience! All you ever do is shut doors to opportunity! Damn!
Thanks.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Feb 26, 2004 4:11:24 GMT -5
Damn, Luke, you even made a gay man cry. I think you should relate that story to Toby and see what he thinks. Not only are you a homewrecker, but you break the hearts of little girls and gay men alike. Way to go, Luke!!
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Post by RikkuSuave on Feb 26, 2004 15:05:26 GMT -5
Luke, you're a meany head. PFFT. you could have at least um.. well.. i dont know. keep the shirt maybe? no one had to know you got it from a fruity guy. lol mean mean mean. psh.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Feb 26, 2004 16:21:29 GMT -5
I do have to say I find it very funny that Luke was hit on by a gay man he works with. I wonder if the gay fellow was imagining and planning a night of romance filled with flowing red wine and butt sex?
Of course, Luke, you arent the only one to claim he was hit on by a person playing for the other team. I remember one day when Rusty, Toby, Gary, Jason Johnson, and me were walking around the "Fruit Loop" and when leaving the vicinity of a gay leather bar, Rusty was sort of propositioned. THAT was fucking funny.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Feb 26, 2004 17:54:17 GMT -5
Yeah, I bet you really liked that didn't you Josh. Well, was it ME who went "piss" with Johnson in bathroom with only one red light bulb? Oh, no, I don't think so. You big homo you! Just admit it so we can all go on with our lives.
Seriously, I want to see more people add to this. I mean, come on, Luke and I can't be the only two to have been hit on by gay dudes, right?
Right?
Thanks.
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Post by RikkuSuave on Feb 26, 2004 20:48:30 GMT -5
actually, i have a lesbian friend who is a good friend of mine who has a crush on me. she has for years. and she told me, right before our 2 week trip to london where we were roomies the whole trip. that was entertaining. but she asked if i was into it, and i said no, cuz i like guys, and ever since all she's done is hit on me a little, and joke about it. I hated to dissappoint her, but she's perfectly happy with another lady now, and we've remained friends. had she bought ME a shirt, i would have kept it. unlike the Unwashed HUN Luke and his tactless return policy.  |
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Post by LordRazael on Feb 27, 2004 10:27:19 GMT -5
I've been hit on before. Then again, I've also been mistaken for a girl, so I'm not sure some of those counted.
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Post by RikkuSuave on Feb 27, 2004 14:20:40 GMT -5
yeah like that time we went to the mall, and we were standing around looking at stuff and the old lady in the store goes "can i help you ladies" and i about died laughing, and then she looked at Roy and goes "you're not a lady, are you? you have such lovely hair!"
that was funny. lol
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Post by Maximmatt on Feb 28, 2004 7:14:09 GMT -5
I was confused for a lady once too, Boy was that arresting officer's face red....And tell me more about your hott girl-on-girl action in London.
As for the heartbroken homo, I feel bad for him, I think he should of kept the shirt, it was just a freaken shirt! Not a "I'm dating a fella" beacon. Now if he brought you some crotchless underwear, yeah I would have returned those promptly.
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Post by RikkuSuave on Feb 28, 2004 13:42:48 GMT -5
And tell me more about your hott girl-on-girl action in London. lol nothing happened! well, there was this one night our hotel neighbors were being noisy, so Missy and i decided since they KNEW there were 2 girls in the room, to have me jump on my bed for a while, and have her make rather graphic sexual noises. the next day in the lobby, we got some rather strange looks, but hell, it was funny. and they were quiet after that. which was nice. |
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Post by Maximmatt on Mar 1, 2004 9:54:58 GMT -5
could you send me some audio of those so called "graphic sex noises" Did they include the basic grunts and moans like gorillas passing a stone, or was there little comments peppered in like:"Strap that dildo onto your head, I wanna ride your face like a horsey" or "i'm gunna work you like a part-time job, long, hard, and maybe steal your office supplies later"
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Post by the magician on Mar 1, 2004 11:13:21 GMT -5
ok the reason i didn't keep the shirt was this, in all of my dealings with gay men(i.e. being hit on, and working with them) all of them have reacted the same way when they hit on a straight dude and their advances are spurned. it's something that has happened to me countless times. anyways, a gay man giving you a gift is like when a fellow inmate in prison gives you his extra jello or whatever at lunch. you think it's just"hey he didn't wanna eat it what a nice guy.", when really it's "here you go man i ain't gonne eat this, but by you taking this you are accepting the fact that i did you a favor and you owe me and i'm going to collect no matter how big it is." i know this cause i worked with numerous guys who are on work release from prison on the boats. plus i also have SEEN all those gay men giving little things that a normal everyday person would do,(i.e. the shirt, a extra order of fries, a peice of gum, etc.). and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE MEN TREATED IT LIKE THE UNWRITTEN PRISON CONTRACT!! and for those who think i'm mean, he's still trying to do something with me. also another guy named Ross who he's been hitting on for the last 4 years. Ross was sitting outside when he heard the gay dude telling a fellow co-worker," let's go find that sexy bitch." and when they found Ross he said. "what does that bitch have that i don't?" meaning Ross's girlfriend. Ross's answer?......"a pussy". Harland(gay dude) took offense to this. well i'm sorry when a gay man doesn't accept "no" for an answer for four years and calls your girlfriend a bitch to your face cause he wants you, you DON'T just let it slide. and if he hits on me again, i'm either going to punch the fuck out of him, quit, or get his ass fired for sexual harrassment. i've had it with his shit, i can't even climb a fucking ladder without him having his face almost up my ass while he's saying soimething to the effect of,"Man i'd like one night with your ass." or some other comment saying how he'd like to fuck or have me fuck him. while it's hilarious, it starts to get aggrivating after about a month. when i go to the bathroom, he even makes comments. hell he even tried to come in the bathroom onetime with me. it's driving me insane.
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