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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Mar 1, 2004 11:20:27 GMT -5
The fact that something like that happening countless times to you is scary. Also the fact that you dont seem to be able to tell the guy "Look, I am not gay and I will never be gay. I know you want to fuck me but I will never have a dick in my ass. Exit only, pal." That should be a good indicator that you want him to leave you alone. Then tell him that you will file a sexual harrasment complaint against him if he doesnt stop. Punching him in the face will get a hate crime filed against you and quiting your job is dumb...you cant afford to do that. Let him know that his sexual advances arent welcome and that it is possible to file a sexual harrasment suit on a member of the homosexual community.
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Post by purple elephant on Mar 1, 2004 15:35:42 GMT -5
and u can take ur gurl, or heck, any gurl to work, and fully mack out in front of him, but then again, it would prolly just piss him off, i agree with mr counsellor joshua
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Post by RikkuSuave on Mar 1, 2004 16:17:05 GMT -5
could you send me some audio of those so called "graphic sex noises" Did they include the basic grunts and moans like gorillas passing a stone, or was there little comments peppered in like:"Strap that dildo onto your head, I wanna ride your face like a horsey" or "i'm gunna work you like a part-time job, long, hard, and maybe steal your office supplies later" i'm not sure. i'd have to check with Missy, but i'm pretty sure it was just your basic grunts, moans and of course, squeaky bed noises. she may have chucked in a few odd comments, but as i was 17 at the time that was almost 5 years ago, and i dont remember. sorry i couldn't fuel a lesbian day dream for you. lol |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Mar 1, 2004 18:17:31 GMT -5
Just shut up and fuck him. But make sure it sucks and that you are a cold fish in bed, so he doesn't want to fuck you anymore. Problem solved. Easy!
Thanks.
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Mar 1, 2004 23:21:25 GMT -5
Luke is one day gonna start a law firm, "Bellanger-Norton-Pilate, Inc." His company will be a law firm with no license......and they only represent gay guys getting sued for sexual harrassment.
Luke is gonna make milllions from it, but constantly bitch and complain about it. He'll be a millionaire, and when chicks try to bang him for his money, he'll bitch come whining to us about how all kinds of hot chicks want to nail him....and how his latest gay client wants him to move to Morocco with him to be his boy-servant. He's gonna steal Carmen Electra from Dave Navarro and marry her and bitch that she's a great piece of ass. Then divorce her because all she wants to do is fuck.
Then he'll steal Alizee (my French pop singer princess)away from me and marry her, get her pregnant, hate her and bitch cause he can't understand anything she says. So she'll come back to me, and he'll be stuck with a spastic kid who bitches and complains in French!
*Some of these above rants are credited to Mr. Cardosi also.We share the hilarity!*
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Mar 2, 2004 7:57:03 GMT -5
But make sure it sucks and that you are a cold fish in bed Much like Amanda Frown was. |
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Post by Chemicals on Mar 2, 2004 11:22:44 GMT -5
Luke is one day gonna start a law firm, "Bellanger-Norton-Pilate, Inc." His company will be a law firm with no license......and they only represent gay guys getting sued for sexual harrassment. Luke is gonna make milllions from it, but constantly bitch and complain about it. He'll be a millionaire, and when chicks try to bang him for his money, he'll bitch come whining to us about how all kinds of hot chicks want to nail him.... I can see his daytime TV commercial now... <**Luke walks onscreen wearing a suit... as one might expect, he looks like a 12 year old boy wearing a suit**> "Is the world against you? Can you find the negative aspects of any given situation and turn them into an exercise of self-loathing?" HAHAHA ;D |
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Post by the magician on Mar 2, 2004 20:32:28 GMT -5
hahaaa i would love to do that. ok the reason the shirt was returned was cause i don't want him to think it's ok to buy me things like that. gay men are worse than real women or lesbians. and i HAVE told him i'm straight and i'm happy that way. but of course EVERY gay man on the planet thinks EVERY other straight guy is gay so he told me i'm gay i just don't wanna admit it to myself.
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Post by endlessjoe on Mar 2, 2004 21:43:39 GMT -5
he told me i'm gay i just don't wanna admit it to myself. Dude, that's what all of us have been saying about you for YEARS!!! ;D |
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Mar 2, 2004 23:28:20 GMT -5
Yeah Luke, I mean, you're pretty queer. It doesn't surprise me one bit that that dude wants in on the action. And come on, free shirt.
Thanks.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Mar 3, 2004 4:09:26 GMT -5
i'm gay i just don't wanna admit it to myself. Eureka!!! Finally the truth is out. I knew it! |
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Post by the magician on Mar 6, 2004 18:28:46 GMT -5
Eureka!!! Finally the truth is out. I knew it! he's been waiting to hear another one of us is gay like him forever. now he feels accepted. |
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