ICQ Insanity

[endlessjoe]

I just stumbled across this old ICQ conversation between me and Jason. We make no fucking sense. It goes as follows: (I am Dead Hooker Boxer, Jason is Chubby John Stamos.)

Chubby John Stamos (11:29 PM) :
i'm hungry
come over

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:29 PM) :
why? you gonna eat me?

Chubby John Stamos (11:30 PM) :
yes

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:30 PM) :
oh, well, shiver me timbers!

Chubby John Stamos (11:30 PM) :
I'd love to know WHO came up with that

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:31 PM) :
probably some jewish guy.

Chubby John Stamos (11:31 PM) :
ya'll gonna come to my piano recital?

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:32 PM) :
only if you'll come to my tap-dancing recital

Chubby John Stamos (11:32 PM) :
ok ok ok!! I'll go

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:32 PM) :
FINALLY! you've been ducking my tap-dancing for weeks now, you cock!

Chubby John Stamos (11:33 PM) :
well if you'd go on a little earlier instead of being in the last fuckin bunch, I would have gone

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:35 PM) :
i know, i know. it's my fuckin' instructor's fault, though. Renaldo is a dick

Chubby John Stamos (11:36 PM) :
well you need to quit renaldo's and go to Mikali's new studio

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:37 PM) :
does Mikali teach the double cross windmill?

Chubby John Stamos (11:37 PM) :
well DUH! he practically invented the damn thing

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:38 PM) :
well, i'll be a monkey's uncle! i'll have to give Mikali a whirl......i want my toes to sparkle with charisma

Chubby John Stamos (11:38 PM) :
then Mikali's the man for you
I'll give him a call tomorrow and see if he has any openings

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:39 PM) :
oh, i hope so. i don't trust these tootsies to just anyone


Chubby John Stamos (11:40 PM) :
let me rub them

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:40 PM) :
if someone were spying in on our icq conversation somewhere in the middle, they'd think we were the biggest fags on earth

Chubby John Stamos (11:40 PM) :
maybe they are fags that are beating off right now

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:41 PM) :
i hope so. then i'll know that i've done my part

Chubby John Stamos (11:41 PM) :
and my part would be to really jerk them off

Dead Hooker Boxer (11:42 PM) :
like, hardcore?

Chubby John Stamos (11:44 PM):
do me

[Nick Hebert]

I always go to Joe's tap dancing recitals...
i'm the guy sitting in the last row with the beret and the painted-on french mustache...
I tell people I'm the producer of Riverdance and I'm looking to sign Joe...
All I really want to do is get him in bed, then after I'm done with him, I rub off my fake mustache. He notice its me, and we'll cuddle and laugh until the sun comes up

[jeFF]

i'm the one in the back row rubbing baby lotion on his cock.

[Shiitake Mushroom-head]

I got you all beat.

I am the guy who makes the coffee for the guy who puts it on a tray for the guy who brings it to the director who then drinks it...and then notices that when I put water in the coffee maker, it was really recycled water...from my cock.

[Jason/Peppito]

just to let ya'll know...Joe tore it up at his recital!!
He placed 1st in his age group and was elected to try out for the national team!

[endlessjoe]

Fuckin' right. Mikali proved to be everything I wanted and more. He's been a spirtual leader, an instructor.....a companion.

I ship out to Tuskeegee, Michigan in 2 weeks and 2 days to show the world what I've got. My double cross windmill is flawless, and my left leg kilter is impeccable!

[jeFF]

please share your penis.