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Nov 21, 2003 2:08:55 GMT -5
Post by endlessjoe on Nov 21, 2003 2:08:55 GMT -5
This thread is for juicy secrets to be told. I'll start off with one that I feel like spreading to the masses. Just now, Jason was shaving his entire body (genitalia area included) while drinking Skyy Blue and listening to Musiq Soulchild. Not only was he listening and singing along to Musiq Soulchild, but he was TALKING to him as well. Kept referring to him as his "down south Philly negro" while steadily shaving his scrotum. Truly a Kodak moment, folks.
Tell ME some of your secrets, mofos.
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Nov 21, 2003 2:36:05 GMT -5
Post by Jason/Peppito on Nov 21, 2003 2:36:05 GMT -5
SSShhhhhh!!!! Dammit Joe! You told the secret! Here's another secret! We are currently in the middle of getting trashed. I'm wearing an African shirt. No! Not the kind that just says "AFRICA" on it..I'm fuckin literally wearing an African shirt ala "Roots". Muhamad Ali ain't got shit on me tonight! Malcom X who!?!? I'm all about BLACK POWER tonight! We're gonna get trashed, and then go putt on my putting green! Wow! That sounds snobby! I love us! Anyways, we're also gonna head out to the train tracks and play African Roullette! Same as Russian Roullette, but beings tonight is all about the NEG POWER, its gonna be called African Roullette. We're gonna look at the stars, play in traffic, and scream our sorrows to the local tenants. The still and video cameras will be along too!!  FUCK DA POLICE!Rest Assure The Falcon, Jaisun Souldiq |
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Nov 21, 2003 8:23:18 GMT -5
Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 21, 2003 8:23:18 GMT -5
haha!!!
Brother Trosclair, you silly cracker...
let me be the first to request pictures and video to be sent to me...
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Nov 21, 2003 20:02:55 GMT -5
Post by endlessjoe on Nov 21, 2003 20:02:55 GMT -5
Ok....we just finished watching the video......and all I can say is: "Holy shit".
I literally feel drunk all over again just from WATCHING that insanity. I won't go into vivid detail about what's on there.....but, I'll give you all these quick little snippets:
It involved us doing a series of public announcements, arguing with imaginary fans while playing putt putt, Jason projectile shitting on a tree, Jason projectile shitting all over his tub and toilet.....a drunken interview about topics ranging from beanie caps to steel walls......and lots more.
Nickless, as per your request, I shall indeed give you a copy of the insanity. There are a couple of parts on there that when you see them, we're going to have to film YOUR reactions. Some of the stuff on there is just that astounding.
If any of you have ever seen "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", our video is very comparable to that. Fucking insane....
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Nov 21, 2003 20:17:35 GMT -5
Post by jeFF on Nov 21, 2003 20:17:35 GMT -5
crazier than that leave it to fever tape you sent me?
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Nov 21, 2003 20:33:24 GMT -5
Post by the magician on Nov 21, 2003 20:33:24 GMT -5
i have one testicle........plain and simple.
how's that for secret?
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Nov 21, 2003 20:36:21 GMT -5
Post by endlessjoe on Nov 21, 2003 20:36:21 GMT -5
Well, Jefferson....it's hard to say. That tape had a bunch of crazy stuff from over the years on there. This is just a single night. But, this is definitely up there in the ranks of "one night insanity tapes".
Speaking of you, feev... at one point on the tape, Jason sits down, and starts shitting something fierce. Well, he gets this look on his face like a frightened rabbit, then grabs his hair and says, "Fucking JEFF!!!"
So, even though he's never met you, he thought about you while he had explosive diahrrea. Think about that late at night.
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Nov 21, 2003 20:53:46 GMT -5
Post by jeFF on Nov 21, 2003 20:53:46 GMT -5
dude, thats makes me so happy i have tears in my eyes.
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Nov 24, 2003 8:44:07 GMT -5
Post by purple elephant on Nov 24, 2003 8:44:07 GMT -5
once, i got random online msgs from a guy a friend of mine was chatting to online, and we ended up meeting in secret, without her knowing... i have never met such an asshole, and got her to stop talkin to him, but i still felt and still do feel really really bad, even though the guy was an ass!!!
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Nov 24, 2003 19:19:49 GMT -5
Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 24, 2003 19:19:49 GMT -5
here's a secret, I have two and a half vaginas...
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Nov 24, 2003 22:36:37 GMT -5
Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 24, 2003 22:36:37 GMT -5
i pooed in the tub once when i was bathing and i was to lazy and drunk to get out so i just tryed to avod it for the rest of my bath...............needless to say i was not as clean as i sould have been when i got out
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Jan 21, 2004 18:16:46 GMT -5
Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 21, 2004 18:16:46 GMT -5
I look damn good in a hairnet.
hehe. sorry.
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Jun 12, 2004 18:48:53 GMT -5
Post by ljjo739 on Jun 12, 2004 18:48:53 GMT -5
this is retarded but oh well.
I got stopped by a cop last night and the reason I was speeding was because I had to take a major shit so that's what I told him and teh bitch let me go cause I was almost in tears, haha, gross but true, the truth always conquers even when you're in a shitty situation
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Post by Nick Hebert on Jan 6, 2005 2:06:17 GMT -5
this is the funniest post we have on here...bar none...
Joe, I still haven't seen the video of this, and you promised I'd get a copy...
I laughed so much reading about Jason's shitting on everything, and then Nigel's avoidance of his shit while taking a bath...
oh, good times...
Rusty Trosclair, I love you, and I miss you...
come back to daddy...
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Jan 6, 2005 7:20:05 GMT -5
Rusty Trosclair, I love you, and I miss you... come back to daddy... Daddy, where are you... daddy?? Thanks. |
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