early phone calls from joe and jason.

[the magician]

ok phone call #1 AT 6:00 AM MY TIME went something like this,

luke: hello?

joe or jason(they sound alike when they call you and scream): what the fuck!?!?

luke: whats up?

j&j: (mind you EVERYTHING they are saying to me is them yelling) wake the fuck up!!

luke: what?

j&j: stop sleeping and get to the mall!!

luke(starting to laugh): ok i'll leave now

j&j: go and stop those niggas there's some niggas stealing shit!!

luke: some niggas are stealing from the mall?

j&j: what fuck you us niggas don't steal!! it's just the white man holding us back!! we're fucking black!! we got some african shirts on and we are black now!!

luke: so you guys are black now?

j&j: yea we fucking black mother fucker!! now go stop those white boys from stealing, cause it's really them who steal, us black men never fucking do anything like that. we're tired of being held down!!

luke: so i gotta go to the mall?

j&j: yea you gotta go to the fucking mall!! go stop those boys!! WAKE UP!!!!!

luke: (almost laughing out of control) OH MY GOD!!

j&j: you God-Damn right you better call god. my god indeed !!!

well you can guess the rest. and mind you this happened 3 TIMES this morning from 6 to 6:15.

i love insomnia. but payback is oh so sweet, cause starting tonight, night #5 for me in the Most Extreme Overnight Work Challenge is the long awaited night in which Rusty joins the ranks of the elite. he becomes a highly-respected security guard of the Southland Mall!! and we have 7 hours, an empty mall, a digital and video camera, a playstation 2, two cell phones, and two nights of fun ahead. and i'm SURE that we will call jason and joe eventually. so uh yea. all you faithfull wazooites(cause no name has been decided yet) stay tuned, cause there will be pictures and possibly video for download soon.

[Robert Acosta]

here's my early morning call from the two

*early in the morning*
phone rings - number is uncertain - "silence" is pressed

i get up to use the restroom and notice i have an ICQ msg which states "answer your fucking phone" from either jason or joe's account

the phone rings again - "silence" followed by "decline" is pressed - *turns off phone* back to bed i went

[the magician]

i just can't do that. especially when i'm at work and i have done NOT A DAMN THING since 11 pm, a phone call from them is quite a treat.

[Jason/Peppito]

Lukas baby, I am proud of you that you were able to sit there and listen to me ramble about how my people have been repressed for the past 200 years!

See...I bought this authentic African shirt last night. I then discovered my own Islamic name: Jamal Aashiq Tameem
I figured you were the perfect candidate to hear my ramblings on the white man and their never ending journey to suffocate me and my people. Rob decided to put his cell on silent, so you were next in line!

I love you dearly!

[the magician]

dude i'll ALWAYS be there for a phone call lkke that shit anytime of day or night!!!!!!!!!!

[endlessjoe]

In a follow-up to this topic, I'd like to state that Luke and Rusty called me at around 11:45 PM (my time) tonight. Luke did all of the talking, and Rusty seemed to have the "laughing in the background" duties all covered.

Luke basically said he needed some worms to put in his asshole, and I told him i've got a worm he can have, but it might hurt his asshole....and that he had to dig it out with his teeth. He kept talking about jerking off said worm with his toes like a monkey, then he hung up. Fuckin' mall cops.....

[the magician]

dude we were on the way to the mall when we did that, and we stopped calling you, cause we didn't know how you'd react, plus the fact that you weren't available, but I left quite a few treats for jason when he gets up. as him to play the messages for you. you'll fucking die. and try to get them onto the computer, they're fucking priceless. oh yea and tonight will be no different. oh and joe unless you say otherwise, you're on the call list too.