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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 30, 2003 0:41:26 GMT -5
More news as it develops......
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Kuroneko
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Post by Kuroneko on Nov 30, 2003 2:27:23 GMT -5
As I read that, I think "Those boys are on thier way to Louisiana." Am I right? I think so. Am I physic? No, Jason told me at midinght that they were leaving. I think they are crazy but that was never disputed huh? ;D
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Post by jeFF on Nov 30, 2003 4:56:25 GMT -5
oh fuck.. this can't be good.
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Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 30, 2003 6:33:51 GMT -5
the better come see me
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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 30, 2003 9:41:21 GMT -5
actually, they are coming see me...
I have the boys so whipped...
I even let them go see Rusty, but that's it, no one else, I want them all to myself
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Post by the magician on Nov 30, 2003 22:04:12 GMT -5
one day people WILL remember the fact that i am not dead and i DO exist. i will be remembered when someone talks about stuff like this.........one day.....
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Post by stubbsPlee on Dec 1, 2003 4:07:40 GMT -5
i like you luke
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Post by Kuroneko on Dec 2, 2003 20:24:25 GMT -5
See what happens when you complain Luke. They come see you and you end up with a rock in your arm. Stop bitching. No one even thought to come see me.  ;D |
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Post by the magician on Dec 2, 2003 23:40:22 GMT -5
i ain't bitching, it was the coolest fucking three hours i had in a long time, and unlike a few around here, i'm not scared or can't stand pain so the rock was awesome!!!!
and if bitching gets me that little treasure from yesterday then BITCH ON!!
one more thing, why do you think ONLY i bitch? and don't say "cause it's funny to say that" cause it isn't. it's old.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Dec 3, 2003 0:49:11 GMT -5
Geez, the "indefinitely" doesn't even begin to describe it...
I'm waiting for those fuckers to get back to let them post about their trip to New Orleans/Larose...
It feels like Gary Busey came spend the weekend with me...
to give you a little teaser, Joe now knows Metairie like the back of his hand, and Jason has completely lost his f-ing mind...
They should be heading back to Orlando any minute now...
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Post by endlessjoe on Dec 3, 2003 18:44:38 GMT -5
Ok, I'm still a little fried right now, so I'm not going to get into vivid detail about the goings on of this weekend. (I'm also avoiding TOO much detail because I might be writing an article about some of the tomfoolery very soon). Here are the cliff notes, though:
1.) Jason and I were bored the other night....we figured we'd go for a drive.....and as long as that's the case, why not a 12 hour one to New Orleans?
2.) We pack our shit and leave abruptly.
3.) Upon our arrival, we are fried from being on the road for so long along with the fact that we hadn't slept yet, and had eaten nothing but "road food" the entire trip. (To those uninitiated, road food is crap like beef jerky, little bags of chips, soda, candy bars, etc.....)
4.) I drank the most awful crap ever put into a can.....more on that in the article I'll most likely be writing.
5.) At some point, Jason and I pass out....but, Nick wakes us up roughly every 9 minutes for various inane reasons. It's comparable to being a prison of war and enduring sleep deprivation torture in Vietnam.
6.) We go to Popeye's near Nick's.....which is a complete blur to me. I was completely GONE from insomnia. I think I can speak for Jason in saying he was in the same state of mind.
7.) At some point, we fell asleep......finally.
8.) The next day, we wake up and visit Rusty and Luke....we film some gorgeous little pieces of footage and have an all-around jolly time. This is probably the first time Rusty and I have spoken more than 4 sentences to each other face to face. Baby Jesus cries.
9.) During all this, Luke endures physical pain of biblical proportions....at one point, sliding down a slide and getting a pebble embedded in his elbow, among other various misdeeds.
10.) Later, Jason and I go to Nick's school and read the most boring magazines ever printed waiting for Nick, Genevieve, and Leah to get out of class.
11.) Jason and I have a discussion about High Fructose Corn Syrup of all things....
12.) Eventually, Jason and I end up drinking screwdrivers at Genevieve's apartment.....things get strange from here on..
13.) Most of the night is spent with Genevieve and I laughing our collective asses off at Jason's drunken ramblings and dances. He cries while sitting in a kid's chair and listening to Coldplay, among other strange drunken Jason moments. Hilarity rules at this point.
14.) At some point, while we're all laying in the living room in a drunken stupor, Jason suddenly gets up and walks out the door. I follow him outside, and tell him to come back in. He says he wants to just take a little walk around the block, and he'll be back in about 15 minutes. He pinky swears with me that he'll be back in this amount of time. Stupidly, I trust him and wander back inside to lay on a fuzzy duck chair.
15.) After about 20 minutes, I am fully convinced that Jason is not coming back EVER. I grab Genevieve's apartment keys and Jason's car keys, and begin what will end up to be a 3 hour search for a highly intoxicated, rambling Mexican man.
16.) For 3 hours I search for him.....not only do I not find him, but I get ridiculously lost in a city where organization of roads is unheard of. My throat is sore from screaming "FUCK" at the top of my lungs multiple times...I have no clue where he is, nor where I am, with no ideas as to how to find my way around. Anger and Confusion rule at this point.
17.) Through some stroke of luck, I find my way back to Nick's apartment....and knock on his door at around 4 in the morning, waking him up to get directions back to Genevieve's (I assumed Jason HAD to be sleeping somewhere around there in the street). Nick gives me faulty directions and I get lost again.
18.) I go back to Nick's and sleep in Jason's car in the parking lot. I use the term "sleep" VERY loosely...I actually woke up from shivering so hard. I think I might have almost frozen to death..which is almost awesome in a way. Eventually, I find Jason's cell phone in a suitcase and call Genevieve's number to get directions back to her place. She answers the phone like some sort of crack-head because she's been freaking out because her keys were missing, and so were we...and she assumed for some odd reason that we had just taken them back to Florida as some sort of prank. This is untrue....so, I mosey on over there and give her the apartment keys back. I have only slept 2 hours. I am still out of my skull at this point...partly from still being a little drunk...partly from a massive headache....partly from lack of sleep....partly from worry...and partly because mornings just suck period.
19.) I decide to hang out there until we get some word from Jason so that I can find him and retrieve him. Eventually, Nick calls and tells me Jason is at the police station and that he's on his way to pick him up. I thank God for the first time in roughly an eon and leave Genevieve's apartment to meet the fellas at Nick's. I am actually INSANELY happy at this point. I know exactly how to get back to Nick's...I know Jason is safe, my headache is going away, and I have Cornershop cranked up in the car.
20.) Jason and Nick pull up....doves are released...Jason is still out of his mind....and we hear the sketchy details of his journey (he still scarcely remembers anything).....but, I'll leave it to him to piece together his adventures. Trust me....it's great stuff.
Ok....I know I'm probably leaving out alot, but I'll catch up with that later. Woohoo. We live a pointless, strange existence.....
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Post by Nick Hebert on Dec 3, 2003 19:13:19 GMT -5
heh
thats a good breakdown of what went on, but I still want to here Jason's take on it...
also, what happened to Strip Madden?
You seemed to have forgotten about that...
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Post by endlessjoe on Dec 3, 2003 19:26:08 GMT -5
Yeah, I didn't want to give away where Jason ended up or what he ended up doing. I think that little cliffhanger should be resolved by Peppito himself. And yes, people...at some point, Jason played against Nick in a game of Strip Madden for Playstation (I believe....if not, then it's some other random game console....who cares....) Those of you who know Nick know that he plays this game religiously, so it should have been a shut-out. Not so. Jason put up a valiant effort, and Nick ended up wearing only his briefs and a t-shirt. Jason, of course, ended up naked. Nick really SHOULD have been nude, too.....but, since he's a human pussyfart, he refused.  |
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Post by stubbsPlee on Dec 3, 2003 20:08:17 GMT -5
and still trough all this no one could call me or come see me
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Post by endlessjoe on Dec 3, 2003 20:42:45 GMT -5
Nigel, shush that pretty, yet herpes infested mouth of yours. We love you dearly and will see you in the coming weeks. We'll dance around a sombrero and sing showtunes, I vow it. We THOUGHT we were leaving way earlier than we actually did, so we were just sort of making up shit as we went along. You'll get your chance to pet us, little man.
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