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Post by the magician on Dec 20, 2003 21:34:34 GMT -5
ok for those who weren't alerted to some startling news, a Wazoo Staff Member was sent to the hospital in the early afternoon. his name........Luke Bellanger. i woke up with a ridiculous pain in my right kidney. so i call my mother who had made an appointment with a doctor for my little sister. so she gets me in with the appointment, well the nurse tels me to pee in a cup, which i do. she then shows me the results and the content of blood in my urine is off of their charts!! i go back to the lobby and about 1 min later, my mom comes running out and yells,"get up the doctor told me to take you to an emergency room, you're probably going to lose a kidney!!" well i get up and mosey on over to the hospital. after about a 4 hour wait, they tell me it's a kidney stone that was rocked loose and was cutting up the inside of my kidney. and i have to go back tues morn to try and break it up.......and i might still lose the kidney. but never fear Wazoo faithful, if i DO lose a kidney, you wonderful guys will definately know about it and i will NOT let anything go wrong and die or nothing.
and for those that are wondering, this is ENTIRELY true.
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Post by Aimee P. Boobie on Dec 20, 2003 22:17:27 GMT -5
Hey Luke!
Sorry to hear that, i heard that shit hurts really bad. I hope everything goes alright!
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Dec 21, 2003 1:42:18 GMT -5
Sorry to hear that Lukey baby! My big red, meaty, bloody heart goes out to you.
But don't think that just because your kidney is going all retarded, that you're getting paid for your medical leave. I don't sign checks to the staff members that slack off! When you get back, Rusty's office needs vacuuming, Nick's ashtray needs to be cleaned out, the floor in the film studio needs to be waxed...twice, and the equipment in my recording studio needs to dusted.
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Robert Acosta
Official Wazooteer
Wazoo Staff
what is wrong with today, today?
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Post by Robert Acosta on Dec 21, 2003 13:26:55 GMT -5
ah yes, the joys of getting older...
my best wishes to you...
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Jan 1, 2004 11:06:52 GMT -5
Luke if you die could I have your other kidney? I heard you can get a good bit of pocket change for a slightly used kidney.
I heard about your failure to do as the doctors said so at the chance of sounding like a mother...make sure you do as you are told, asshole.
I sort of sound like Louise there, didnt I? Wait...this will make it sound MORE like her...you ready for it..."Fuck"
Later.
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Post by the magician on Jan 1, 2004 12:17:29 GMT -5
*laughing hard enough to almost piss pants* hahahahahahahahaaha dude that was fucking hilarious.
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Post by endlessjoe on Jan 2, 2004 22:25:30 GMT -5
Easy there, buckaroo....you'll rupture that feeble, pathetic excuse for a goddamn kidney you've got there.
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Post by Chemicals on Jan 6, 2004 10:03:12 GMT -5
I saw it on CNN this morning, Luke. Geez... like it's a fucking national event everytime you get sick.  psst... now everyone read on in amazement as Luke gets pissed although I'm gleefully busting his balls. |
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Post by the magician on Jan 6, 2004 15:02:32 GMT -5
*in very angry offended voice* GODDAMMIT WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE ME SO DAMN LIGHTLY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? AND OF COURSE I GET SICK SO SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO STEAL MY FUCKING THUNDER, FUCKING RALIN, BRENNAN, AND JOE!!!!!!!
hahahahaa i hope you like it paul.
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Post by Chemicals on Jan 7, 2004 14:50:56 GMT -5
beautiful, Luke. I feel your fake rage.  |
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