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Post by endlessjoe on Jan 6, 2004 14:03:58 GMT -5
The results of the first annual Wazoo Message Board Awards are in, folks! And the winners aaaaaaaaaaaare.....
Best Cameo - (tie) K E Double G and Gorg Pitt
Biggest Thread Killer - Luke Bellanger
Rookie of the Year - TheDesertKillerJoshRobert
Best Avatar - TheDesertKillerJoshRobert
Best Fight - Luke Bellanger vs. Rusty Trosclair
Best Signature - Kuroneko
Most Typos - stubbington
Most Prolific Usage of the words Ass, Shit, and Poo - poppycock
Lifetime Achievement Award - Joe Cardosi
Best Comedian - Joe Cardosi
Best On-board Duo - Luke Bellanger and Rusty Trosclair
Most Interesting Topics - Rusty Trosclair
Congratulations to all the winners. May trash and feces be thrown at the losers. Let the acceptance speeches begin.
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Post by the magician on Jan 6, 2004 15:10:23 GMT -5
*standing at podium sniffling with pride and happiness and holding up award* You love me, you really love me!!
Wow Biggest Thread Killer - Luke Bellanger i want to thank you all who voted for me. I appreciate all of you, those who voted for me and those who didn't. If it wasn't for the people who didn't vote for me, i wouldn't know how you really feel about me. *sigh* I want to thank God, my family, my stylist/make-up artist, my fan club, and all the little people who made my celebrity status possible.
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Post by the magician on Jan 6, 2004 15:23:33 GMT -5
*Luke and Rusty walk up to the podium together with a little distance between them*
Luke: Man, you guys are great. This is something I had dreamed about as a kid. Winning this award is one of the most memorable times in my life. It makes all the time we spent in the hospital and in doctor's offices worth while. We're glad we could entertain you all with our ability to fight and our extreme hate for each other.
Rusty: Yea, winning this award is kind of an inspiration to us. We were thinking of maybe throwing in the towel on our....*crowd overpowers rest of sentence with "boo's" for the thought of not fighting with each other anymore*
Luke: But after this award we promise to bring you more quality fights and arguments in the future.
*crowd goes nuts as they walk away from the podium*
*Rusty walks back and crowd gets silent*
Rusty:....Thanks.
*crowd erupts at Rusty's use of his signature saying*
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Post by the magician on Jan 6, 2004 15:31:09 GMT -5
*once again Luke and Rusty walk up to the podium, this time arm in arm*
Rusty: Best On-board Duo man, once again we want to thank everyone who voted for us and had faith in us from the beginning. We worked really hard to bring you quality entertainment and joy.
Luke: Yea, we want to thank our families also and all our friends who stuck with us throughout all the hard and good times. We were as surprised as anyone else when we were told that we were nominated. We never thought that we could have won this. And we sure couldn't have done this without you.
*Rusty grabs and dips Luke and does the obligatory awards ceremony kiss that has become so popular*
*They break away*
Rusty: Thanks
*they walk away hand-in-hand
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Kuroneko
Official Wazooteer
VIVA LAS CHICAS!!!!
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Post by Kuroneko on Jan 6, 2004 19:28:29 GMT -5
Kuroneko walks up to the stage...., kicks Luke's ass off the stage......."Luke, you ham! Get of the stage and shush already! No one wants to hear your blabbering!.....oh yeah....Thank you...what....7 people for voting for me!!!! hehe"
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by gods genitals on Jan 9, 2004 8:36:51 GMT -5
this is a real thing..........stubbs is god................if that was a frog it would have hopped away
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Post by the magician on Jan 9, 2004 15:28:32 GMT -5
*camera pans across the Wazoo Awards after party*
*camera cuts to Luke being interviewed by local reporter*
Luke: Yea I don't know what the problem was, she tries to mess up Our acceptance speech, I guess she didn't see Rusty standing right next to me. It's just a case of one of those bitter losers you know.
Reporter: Loser of what award?
Luke: Whatever award she felt like coming up to talk about during me and Rusty's award speech. Oh well some people just can't share the limelight. Not my loss. Ok now i gotta get back to the party. Later.
Reporter: Thank you Luke. And now back to you Tom.
*camera goes back to the local news at 10 PM.
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Post by stubbsPlee on Jul 11, 2008 11:49:52 GMT -5
this is a real thing..........stubbs is god................if that was a frog it would have hopped away who the fuck is this |
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Post by rendereduseless on Jul 22, 2008 16:39:23 GMT -5
I don't wanna be covered in *splat*....aw, damn you guys!
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