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Post by the magician on Oct 6, 2003 23:42:06 GMT -5
OK. here's the scenario, you HAVE to choose 1 of the ways to die. which one are you and why?
i personally would wanna be shot, and by shot i mean a clean shot, BANG your dead. no bleeding to death.
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Post by Nick Hebert on Oct 7, 2003 0:42:41 GMT -5
i picked hit by a truck...
i hate lingering pain, so the stab, and the gun shot seems like that could linger for a while...
Drowning is the worst
Hunger and disease would suck ass
and i can't remember the others...
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Post by purple elephant on Oct 7, 2003 4:36:40 GMT -5
when i go, i want it to be remembered... " remember that chick that got sliced in half? cool huh" yeap thats gonna be me.... and if ur body is in half ur gonna be dead and will not linger
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Post by endlessjoe on Oct 7, 2003 5:34:37 GMT -5
I chose poison, because depending on which one it is, you might just fall asleep and never wake up. I'd like to go with at least a little dignity when I die, and getting chopped in half or dying of some crazy disease doesn't seem very awesome.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Oct 7, 2003 12:34:40 GMT -5
I agree with Purple Elephant here. If I am going to die from the ways Luke posted, I want to at least make it memorable. I mean, I bet I could really put some people into therapy if I got cut in half, especially if it happened in Orlando. I mean, it would shatter Jason's fragile mind if Joe cut me in half with a big pair of scissors, and my top half crawled to Jason, trailing blood and intestines. As I grab onto Jason's leg, my last words would be "I'll always love you............"
And with that, I die, Joe goes to jail and Jason goes to the nuthouse, so in a way, I take a few people with me. Killer!
Thanks.
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Post by Lola_B on Oct 8, 2003 18:27:31 GMT -5
I just have to say to Rusty's post.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whew.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...cough cough cough. ok....thanks
And I choose drowning. I wouldn't pick it necessarily. But I always dream that I drown and die. It's a horrible feeling, but seems how I always dream it for my death, it is bound to happen.
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Post by poppycock on Nov 7, 2003 22:04:58 GMT -5
stabbing is the way to go...so much more personal
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Post by RikkuSuave on Jan 21, 2004 19:03:45 GMT -5
i choose disease. but it would have to be weird. like Monkeypox, or SARS, or better yet, something not identified so i could name it Raeanne's Scourge, or something festive, like maybe The Norwegian Polka Plague or something equally bizzarre.
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Post by jeFF on Jan 26, 2004 19:58:34 GMT -5
when i go, i want it to be remembered... " remember that chick that got sliced in half? cool huh" yeap thats gonna be me.... and if ur body is in half ur gonna be dead and will not linger haha.. i'm the exact same way. i want my death to be fuckin memorable. |
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Post by ljjo739 on May 16, 2004 22:04:58 GMT -5
I picked poison cause I don't wanna be shot or drowning that just seems like deaths where you would suffer tremendously, at least with this poison shit, I can have a good favorite meal of mine and then know that I died with a full belly  |
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on May 17, 2004 14:11:23 GMT -5
Here's mine:
Shot in the face by a potato gun, while being bludgeoned by a very large man with a small window AC unit about the cranial region, in the middle of Vatican City during one of the Pope's masses. Then before the moment of death, set on fire with a gallon of paint thinner and dragged around the plaza by a team of lame horses.
Top that!
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Post by SnowBall on May 27, 2004 6:38:17 GMT -5
Poision because if someone Slips something in your drink or what ever you will prob. trip out talking to the curtains style (but I don't know any one who did that) a little before you die and just never notice that your dieing or you will notice and you'll like it!
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Post by asshat on May 27, 2004 8:11:47 GMT -5
drowning isn't so bad. have you ever held your breath, as a child, untill you passed out? that's what it feels like to drown.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on May 27, 2004 12:54:00 GMT -5
I assume that you have drowned before, seeing as how you have stated that holding your breath until you pass out it like drowning.
I do know that accidentaly breathing in water while underwater is one of the most painfull things I can think of. I dont know what sort of drowning you have done, but I dont think it has been in water. Maybe in the bosom of some strapping lass, but not in the liquid amalgam of Oxygen and Hydrogen gasses.
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Post by asshat on May 27, 2004 14:11:35 GMT -5
being that you're not awake in the death process, it doesn't seem all that painful. you're underwater and holding your breath, fighting for your life. time's up and your body shuts itself down, so you resume breathing while rendered unconscious. while passed the fuck out, your lungs are filling with water. you eventually die from asphyxiation.
if the person could manage not to breathe while underwater untill he passes out, the death is relatively painless. there is a good probability of getting water in the lungs, as you stated, if say someone is ringing your neck in, say, a vat of water or toilet. otherwise the two or three minute psychological damage is foreseen as a bitch.
you may be right though. my theory is yet to be proven. field test, dude. tonight we kidnap luke with pennies and socks.
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