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Post by Nick Hebert on Nov 20, 2003 8:23:52 GMT -5
after replying to a post about Ronnie, I decided to start one of my own...
the sole purpose of this thread is for each and everyone that knows Ronnie, to list dickheaded things you've done to him in the past. To know Ronnie, is the fuck with him. You can't just know him, you must know him, be annoyed by him, then fuck with him until he moves out of your apartment.
I'm sure Joe will have some wonderful stories.
so go ahead, let it be written...
Joe, also, post a picture of Ronnie on here so the people that don't know him could see the Jackass as he's burned at the stake..
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Post by stubbsPlee on Nov 20, 2003 9:20:12 GMT -5
lets see where to start...............
i'll just give 3 seeing that it is 8 in the morrning i have yet to slumber.
1. vometed on his car (to most ppl that would seem like and acedent but the thing is.......i can vomit on camand........so can nick but only when he is drunk.....i can do it anytime)
2. trough him backwards onto joe's knee
3. (the worst of all ) introduced him to donnie helmer
p.s. how did we meet ronnie?
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Post by VilleVallo on Nov 20, 2003 10:51:22 GMT -5
Ok let me see.....
In Jr High I took off my flannel jacket so I can play as a matador and I led ronnie to run right through my jacket but when he came close enough I just cocked back my leg and gave him a swift kick in the shins in front of everybody in school.
Ronnie's mom found that dwi article and showed it to Ronnie telling him that Nick was his cousin or something so he called me and told me to come over so we can call nick and ask him if we could some how wrestle too.So one day you guys came over and picked us up in front of that insurance place.Damn I do have a good memory.
That was also the first day I saw Jason's kick spot.
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Post by Rusty Trosclair on Nov 20, 2003 11:03:56 GMT -5
I don't know if Nigel remembers this one, so I will help.
It was the last DWI show at Damien's house, and I was driving Nigel and Ryan Sevin to Wal-Mart to pick up some thumbtacks (because jumping off something high onto JUST concrete wasn't good enough for Ryan) and Nigel was mad at Ronnie for some reason. I know Nigel and Joe were going to have a tag match against Ronnie and Sonny, and the whole way to Wal-Mart, Nigel kept telling us how he was going to beat the living fuck out of Ronnie with a chair. Good times, Nigel P!
Thanks.
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Post by VilleVallo on Nov 20, 2003 11:15:16 GMT -5
Yea well instead he decided to go straight to me and wrap that chair around my head.It felt pretty nice but the few beers that I had that night made it feel better.It wasn't one of my better matches but it was a learning experience.I learned when you are going against Nigel and Joe never have Ronnie as your partner cause for some reason they get all huffy and puffy for some reason and they want to take their aggressions out on somebody.Thank you nigel for the everlasting knot on my head lol.But we ended up going to GCW and I was partners with Nigel most of the time so that was cool.Just kinda pissed we couldn't start that masked group up though.
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Post by the magician on Nov 20, 2003 14:56:24 GMT -5
sonny didn't you like wreslte once? i can't remember.
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Nov 20, 2003 15:11:07 GMT -5
Haha!! Fuckin "Rudeboy" Sonny Stivers remembers the 'kick spot'!! Kudos man!
That was good stuff right there! You and Ronald learned an important lesson in life that day.
As for the shit I've done to Ronnie:
I pissed in his bed
I tore up love letters between him and his rancid exgirlfriend
I destroyed his clock
I shoved my ass and my scrotum in him and his exgirlfriend's faces
I stripped for him and his exgirlfriend
I jumped in bed naked with them
The countless humiliation I put him through during the GCW days
The countless humiliation I out him through...period
I think that pretty much sums it up.
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Post by Shiitake Mushroom-head on Nov 20, 2003 15:24:05 GMT -5
Jason you are an evil, evil man....but then I did watch you piss in Gay Chad's suitcase full of his clothes....
The only thing I did was call him either Frosty or Snowman....
I was a nice guy back then but it really got him riled up.
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 20, 2003 16:04:34 GMT -5
Well, one fond memory I have (although I didn't actually DO this to him) is when Ronnie tried to ski down a double slide and slipped, and cranked his assbone on that middle part that divides the two slides. His tears flowed, and I laughed heartily. I think that's the most brutal thing I've ever caught on video, and that's saying ALOT.
Another thing we did while we were roomates was play some sort of drinking game. At some point, I made a rule that every time I'd draw a certain number, I got to slap the shit out of him. I seem to remember him trying to run up the stairs away from me, and me smacking him in the friggin' ear for running...
One thing I also did was rub my junk all over his scanner for about 5 minutes straight. Then, when he came back home, I was like: "Dude! Let's scan our faces!"...so, he proceeded to scan pictures of his face, with the smudges from my junk still all over the screen. After a while, he was like, "You wanna do one?" My reply: "Nah".
I also remember trying to pick a fight with him one night when Nick, Ariel, and Jason were over. It was the same night Jason TORTURED him by waking him up in crude ways roughly every hour in the middle of the night. Well, finally, he came downstairs, yelling about how he needed sleep. I had been itching for an excuse to knock his teeth out anyway at that point, so I started telling him to get in the backyard if he was that pissed off. He started babbling about his grandmother dying, and I think I remember telling him something like, "That sucks for you....wanna fight?"...Something to that effect. Then, when he went upstairs, he mumbled something about how he was moving out I think I heard him wrong, because I started yelling up the stairs, "What? Did you just say you were going to kick my ass? Come kick my ass, Ronnie, I fucking DARE you!".....I think in the back of my mind, I knew that's not what he had said. Ronnie Stivers is funny.
For the whole time we lived together, I was constantly being a dick to him. I'd always tell him that every band he listened to sucked asshole, and how I hate people that drive Honda Civics and think they're bad-ass for it (he had a Honda Civic that he tried to supe up all Fast and Furious style)....I'd tell him that his car looked like it should be driven by a hair-stylist emo fag...stuff like that. I'm sure he was in a perpetual state of wanting to punch me, but just didn't have the balls to do it. *sigh*.....memories....
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Post by endlessjoe on Nov 20, 2003 16:14:58 GMT -5
...And as per Nick's request, THIS is Ronnie Stivers for those of you not enlightened: |
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Post by Jason/Peppito on Nov 21, 2003 6:18:46 GMT -5
the fuck ugly ass stupid ugly skank bitch girlfriend!!
Dude, Sonny!! Why didn't you kill that ugly fuckin rat!
Fuck that skunk!
she smells of god damn watery shit!
I hate her!
She needs to admist that my junkm is peacful and nicve!
I/m not worried!
Fuckin ronnie ain't gots nuttin but a g thang baaaaaaaby!
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Post by VilleVallo on Nov 21, 2003 12:01:30 GMT -5
His ex g/f tried coming onto me and my other friend before but we just rolled our eyes and kinda ignored it like we do to Ronnie sometimes.  |
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