The Guru: He is The Way. He is Peace.

[endlessjoe]

Another ICQ conversation between Jason and I. For those not "in the know", I am Dead Hooker Boxer ... Jason is Chubby John Stamos.

Chubby John Stamos (01:24 PM) :
love can build a bridge
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:24 PM) :
and pee can wet it

what's up, you fuckin' pimp?
Chubby John Stamos (01:26 PM) :
just playin on da lil intranet
whats happenin
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:27 PM) :
not much. playin' on da lil' introweb myself.....updatin' one a dem der livejournal tings.
Chubby John Stamos (01:28 PM) :
mais get it!
I finally updated mine for the first time in a year
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:29 PM) :
i noticed. and i commented. it cured my boredom for a couple of minutes there
Chubby John Stamos (01:29 PM) :
there ya go! Mission accomplished
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:30 PM) :
not as interesting as Keghead's journal entry, but you gave the effort and that's all that matters
Chubby John Stamos (01:31 PM) :
I tried...really
Keggy is having a LJ Seminar for Dummies in a few days
we all need to attend
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:32 PM) :
i heard about that! i can't wait to attend. not only will it help my LJ skills, but my writing skills in general. if i want to put out some decent material, i need to listen up to the guru
Chubby John Stamos (01:33 PM) :
just remember that if you get the weekend pass, you NEED to register it online so you can get your free parking passes. overnight parking at the convention center is a bitch!!
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:34 PM) :
i can imagine. i've got a couple of friends flying down from Seattle to attend. this is a once in a lifetime deal here
Chubby John Stamos (01:35 PM) :
yea. I talked to the LJ moderators and they told me that they have all the hotel accomodations set up.
so we're set
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:41 PM) :
THE GURU IS ONLINE!!!!!!
Chubby John Stamos (01:42 PM) :
don't talk to him man
he's busy
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:42 PM) :
i.........i just want to profess my love for him!
Chubby John Stamos (01:43 PM) :
no dude!!!
at least wait til the gala afterparty!!
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:44 PM) :
i just updated my LJ as well. i hope the guru likes it
Chubby John Stamos (01:46 PM) :
dude, just let it flow man
if he likes it, he WILL let you know!
don't take it so seriously at this moment. Just let it flow for now
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:48 PM) :
i just get so nervous, though. i want to let it flow, and i want my mind to be free, but all i can think is "will the guru be pleased?" i want him to be happy with me
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:48 PM) :
so bad

so so bad
Chubby John Stamos (01:50 PM) :
JOE...LISTEN TO ME!!!
JUST LET IT FLOW MAN!! DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!
GURU ALLAH KEGG LOVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US!!!!
YOU NEED TO JUST CHILL OUT AND LET YOUR EMOTIONS COME OUT INTO WORDS!!!
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:52 PM) :
I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!!!
*find a happy place find a happy place*.

...........whew.......i think i'm good. i looked down at my WWKD bracelet, and it showed me the way.....
Chubby John Stamos (01:53 PM) :
ya see man! I fuckin told you that the bracelet isn't just another money makin avenue for The Guru.
it means something
Dead Hooker Boxer (01:54 PM) :
it's the path to enlightenment. it IS the way. that's the frame of mind it puts you in.
Chubby John Stamos (01:55 PM) :
and with that you're gonna find the way to an everlasting, humbling content headspace
Dead Hooker Boxer (02:01 PM) :
bruh...........i'm like in a whole other realm right now, dude
Chubby John Stamos (02:03 PM) :
my god
please go post all of that madness
Dead Hooker Boxer (02:03 PM) :
haha. on the messageboard?
Chubby John Stamos (02:03 PM) :
please
Dead Hooker Boxer (02:04 PM) :
on my way

[the magician]

i miss when these two would be online. i love the conversations, but now that they broke up, i'm pretty lonely.

[endlessjoe]

More recent ICQ weirdness:

Dead Hooker Boxer (12:46 AM) :
dude, the next time i see you digging in my garbage, i'll be waiting on the porch with a baseball bat
Chubby John Stamos (12:47 AM) :
sorry!
thats why they call me Coon Ass Mildred
Dead Hooker Boxer (12:48 AM) :
i don't give a fuck what they call you. what i throw in the garbage, the good Lord INTENDED to be in the garbage. i see you digging in there again, and i'm telling the cops about your snuff film parties
Chubby John Stamos (12:49 AM) :
go right ahead man! See if I care!!
I'll shove my shin so far up your ass
Dead Hooker Boxer (12:49 AM) :
yeah, and i'll shove my shin.........all......all the way to the BANK! booyeah!
Chubby John Stamos (12:50 AM) :
you my friend....beautiful!